- “Mmmm-bop!”
- “You will now address me as Lord Zoltar.”
- “Office hours will be clothing optional.”
- “There will be no Black Lightening this semester.”
- “Do I look fat.”
- “let’s get ready to rumble.”
- “I believe in teaching openly, so feel free to fondle your neighbor.”
- “From now on class will be held in Dwinelle.”
- “Everybody in the house say yo-o-o!”
- “One half of your grade will be based on attendance.”
- “Some of you are genetically programmed to fail, so don’t feel too bad.”
- “My office hours will be on Wednesday from 4-5 on Lower Sproul. I’ll be the one in the ball-gag.”
- “Those of you in the first five rows will get wet.”
