Volume 7- Issue 1

Top Ten People You Don’t Want to Wake Up Next To

October 1, 1997

  1. An EECS major (unless you are an EECS major, in which case you shouldn’t be picky)

  2. Genghis Kahn

  3. Mike Tyson
  4. Your cellmate
  5. Mr. Blackstone, your third grade teacher
  6. Jimmy Hotfa
  7. A praying mantis, because it will bite off your head
  8. Spuds MacKenzie
  9. Richard Simmons
  10. Roseanne