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Tag Archives: top ten
Top Three Scariest Words in the English Language
- Heart
- Breaky
- Achy
Top Eleven Reasons to Smoke Pot
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Because altered states of consciousness are the only known antidotes for college.
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Because, with each purchase, 5% of the profits go to a needy cause.
- Because of the kind of people who don’t. Newt Gingrich doesn’t.
- Because you live in
Top Five Things Overheard at Chancellor Berdahl’s Last Speech
- “Wow.”
- “You’re kidding!”
- “No, I thought it was an Asian guy…”
- “Who?”
- “Who is this guy?”
Top Ten Things a Guy Could Say to Ruin His Chances for Sex
- “I gotta take the biggest shit right now.”
- “Do I pay you or the sorority?”
- “Yoshuaaaaa!”
- “Are those real?”
- “So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.”
- “Take off that red shirt!!!”
- “How do you define open
Top Eleven Sapphic Star Wars Characters
- The E-Twats
- R2-Queef-U
- That damn sand thing
- Chew-box-a
- G-Spot 3-PO
- Vulva Fett
- Princess Labia
- Lando Clitorissian
- Darth Vagina
- Jabba the Cunt
- Grand Muff Tarkin
Top Ten Better Jobs for the Mic Man
- Mine Sweeper
- Suicide Hotline operator
- Cheerleader’s bitch
- Mime
- Square Dance Caller
- Tele-Bears Operator
- Writer for <I>Daily Cal_
- Motivational Preacher
- Math Professor
- Sproul Preacher
Top Ten Things a Girl Could Say to Ruin His Chances for Sex
Top Ten Discoveries Made By the Mars Rover
- Intelligent life once existed in AAA.
- Next time we should probe Uranus.
- Oatmeal is not, in fact, the right thing to do, nor is it a tasty way to do it.
- Barry Kurtz has herpes. Yes, you, Barry.
- A Martian
Top Ten Worst Things About Tabling for the Squelch
- No one takes us seriously.
- Living in constant fear of your soul being damned for eternity.
- Cal-PIRG
- The evil feeling in the pit of your stomach that comes from not defending something by any means necessary.
- Overaggressive falafel vendors.
- Pepper
