Top Ten Things a Guy Could Say to Ruin His Chances for Sex

  1. “I gotta take the biggest shit right now.”
  2. “Do I pay you or the sorority?”
  3. “Yoshuaaaaa!”
  4. “Are those real?”
  5. “So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.”
  6. “Take off that red shirt!!!”
  7. “How do you define open sore?”
  8. “Can you ‘wring the towel dry?”
  9. “Don’t you write Sex on Tuesday?”
  10. “You’re better than your mother was.”