Top Ten Worst Things About Tabling for the Squelch

  1. No one takes us seriously.
  2. Living in constant fear of your soul being damned for eternity.
  3. Cal-PIRG
  4. The evil feeling in the pit of your stomach that comes from not defending something by any means necessary.
  5. Overaggressive falafel vendors.
  6. Pepper spray fumes from Sproul.
  7. Being peed on by stray dogs.
  8. Musical stylings of the A’Capella groups attract stray dogs.
  9. Smell from the Golden Bear.
  10. Being the only table which isn’t Christian, Asian, or Christian-Asian.