- Offer him a job.
- Kick his dog in the face again.
- Give him a fat wad of old Mexican pesos.
- Make looking like a freak trendy.
- Rip out the safety pin from his nose and say,”not so safe, was it?”
- When purchasing ‘green bud,’ insist on a receipt for tax purposes.
- Repeatedly mutter “a proletariat-says-what?”
- Promise him food, and then proceed to donate one slice of Blondie’s Pizza.
- Make him scramble for a quarter, then kick his dog in the face.
- Blind the scoundrel with potpourri-scented pepper spray.
