- Swamp Ass
- The Fall of the Old Republic
- Casa Z
- Impotence
- Mentos
- Batman and Robin
- Seinfeld’s cancellation
- The Republican Party
- Dwinelle
- The Back Street Boys
- Cal sports
- Herpes
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- Chia ate-a my pizza
- Kia Sephia
- Chia Chia Bang Bang
- And Chong
- Pregnancy Test
- Jesus
- Chia Rodriguez
- Chia Guevara
- Sinead O’Conner
- Ed Asner
- Pubes
- Don King
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- It’s the Dagobah System
- The Little Department That Could
- Smoke-easy’s
- Three words: Golden Bear Chili
- Financial Aid Office communicating with alien overlord
- Swamp gas
- 80’s rock videos being filmed in there.
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- Russian Brides for Pennies on the Dollar
- Re: Dundant Top Ten
- Re: efer
- Re: Gis and Kathy Lee
- Re: bar
- Re: turn of the Jedi
- Re: Me Fa So La Tee Doe
- Re: straining order
- Re: eeecola
- Re: Re: <FWD>
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- There’s a fire
- You want to beat off.
- Your pants are on fire.
- To pet the Dalmatian.
- Mynocks
- lt doesn’t matter, as long as you did it By Any Means Necessary.
- Because it’s your God given right. What are you?
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- Flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong
- Waiting for Godot
- A Street Punk Named Desire
- Venetian Merchant
- Security Monitor
- Karamazov brother
- The Last Mohican
- Dead Salesman
- Men
- Mice
- Translating at the English Embassy
- Au
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- Biggest Bomb with SNL Cast Member
- Best Prosthetic Penis
- Kevin Bacon Lifetime Achievement Award
- Biggest Kevin Costner Failure
- Best Samuel L. Bronkowitz Production
- Most Predictable Ending
- Best Disney Perversion of a Classic Fairy Tale or Historical Event
- Best of the
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- “Wow.”
- “You’re kidding!”
- “No, I thought it was an Asian guy…”
- “Who?”
- “Who is this guy?”
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- This ridiculous list
- A brontothere (look it up)
- Intel<sup>TM</sup>
- Klingons
- The other white meat
- A human lung
- Bad karma
- A spacious, sunlit apartment located on Northside
- El Nino
- You don’t know what it is, but it’s a-headin’ North.
- Herve Villachez
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- “Yo quiero Taco Bell.”
- “Can you hold on? There’s someone on the other line.”
- “Here’s a shout-out to all the 510 peeps who know that this shit gone down in the Eastside, bee-yotch. Hi mom.”
- “I just wanted someone to
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