Russian Brides for Pennies on the Dollar
Re: Dundant Top Ten
Re: efer
Re: Gis and Kathy Lee
Re: bar
Re: turn of the Jedi
Re: Me Fa So La Tee Doe
Re: straining order
Re: eeecola
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There’s a fire
You want to beat off.
Your pants are on fire.
To pet the Dalmatian.
Mynocks
lt doesn’t matter, as long as you did it By Any Means Necessary.
Because it’s your God given right. What are you? … Read More
Flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong
Waiting for Godot
A Street Punk Named Desire
Venetian Merchant
Security Monitor
Karamazov brother
The Last Mohican
Dead Salesman
Men
Mice
Translating at the English Embassy
Au … Read More
Biggest Bomb with SNL Cast Member
Best Prosthetic Penis
Kevin Bacon Lifetime Achievement Award
Biggest Kevin Costner Failure
Best Samuel L. Bronkowitz Production
Most Predictable Ending
Best Disney Perversion of a Classic Fairy Tale or Historical Event
Best of the … Read More
Hitler
Julia Child
Jenny Craig 11 months of the year
The Notorious B.I.G.
Cookie Monster
Kenyon Jones
You, Barry Kurtz, you
BobaFett
Joe Eskenazi
Fiona Apple
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Tysberg Address
Your shit together
Da Fuck Out
A life
Funky
Down
In line
Bent
Out and push
High, Stupid, and AIDS
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Sorority sisters found out she was literate.
Writer’s cramp
Chancellor Berdahl was impotent (politically, we mean)
Depleted ova
She’s not ready for a relationship. It’s just moving too fast.
She got fired after casually commenting that Joe Eskinazi wasn’t funny … Read More
“Yo quiero Taco Bell.”
“Can you hold on? There’s someone on the other line.”
“Here’s a shout-out to all the 510 peeps who know that this shit gone down in the Eastside, bee-yotch. Hi mom.”
“I just wanted someone to … Read More
That one that he does about 50 times a game, either after he has fallen down again or when he’s being taken out for screwing up. Again. And again. And again. For Christ sakes, get up Kenyon!!
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Hemlock
Green Apple Splatters
Poppin’ Plastic
Tropical Tartar Sauce
Wood Shavings Splash
Ejaculatte
Sand and Rock Suprise
Broken Glass
Chalky Chalk
Slammin’ Salt
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