- I’m leaving you Alex.
- Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
- Where is the keg, bra?
- What is the frequency Kenneth?
- Where is the beef?
- Who is scruffy looking?
- Whaddup?
- What does this button do?
- What’s love got to
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- Center, Hollywood Squares
- Paying his American Express Bill
- Cal Football Coach
- Psychic Friend
- Heroin Addict
- White House Intern
- Bad Actor
- Bounty Hunter
- Girl’s Gym Teacher
- Rabbi
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- Posting bail
- Talking the talk without walking the walk
- White House Internship
- Running out of money
- Visiting you
- Accepting ovaries
- Reading the Squelch
- That thing they do
- Mountain Dew<sup>TM</sup>
- Watching Moesha
- The Hustle
- The laundry
- Their tax return
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- Pimp Wheels
- Olestra Surprise
- Crack Ahoy!
- Tagalogs
- Tossed Salad
- Yeasty Beasties
- Sex Sandwich
- Don’ Eat ‘Dose
- Shin Splints
- Samoans
- Pappy Pap Smears
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- My dad says my brother gives better head than I do.
- Ben Franklin invented electricity.
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- Swamp Ass
- The Fall of the Old Republic
- Casa Z
- Impotence
- Mentos
- Batman and Robin
- Seinfeld’s cancellation
- The Republican Party
- Dwinelle
- The Back Street Boys
- Cal sports
- Herpes
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- Chia ate-a my pizza
- Kia Sephia
- Chia Chia Bang Bang
- And Chong
- Pregnancy Test
- Jesus
- Chia Rodriguez
- Chia Guevara
- Sinead O’Conner
- Ed Asner
- Pubes
- Don King
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- “Wow.”
- “You’re kidding!”
- “No, I thought it was an Asian guy…”
- “Who?”
- “Who is this guy?”
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- This ridiculous list
- A brontothere (look it up)
- Intel<sup>TM</sup>
- Klingons
- The other white meat
- A human lung
- Bad karma
- A spacious, sunlit apartment located on Northside
- El Nino
- You don’t know what it is, but it’s a-headin’ North.
- Herve Villachez
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- “Yo quiero Taco Bell.”
- “Can you hold on? There’s someone on the other line.”
- “Here’s a shout-out to all the 510 peeps who know that this shit gone down in the Eastside, bee-yotch. Hi mom.”
- “I just wanted someone to
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