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Tag Archives: top ten
Top Ten ASUC-Inspired Stage Productions
- Corruptus Cristi
- Who’s Afraid of Molly Hooper?
- Twelfth Night of Yelling at Each Other and Accomplishing Nothing
- Gross Inactivity
- Rats
- How I Failed at Everything Without Really Trying
- Death of a Spitfire
- Jesus Christ, Megalomaniac
- Irami on the Roof
- Waiting
Top Ten Rejected De-Cal Classes
- Linguistics: Using the definite article in front of freeway names
- Entomology: Shit that bugs
- Economics: Managing a sports debt
- Religious Studies: Preaching the Bible like a maniac
- Tabloid Journalism: Writing for the Daily Cal
- Environmental Sciences: How to look like
Top Ten People Worse than David Cash
- Satan
- Strohmeyer
- Genghis Khan
- Martha Stewart
- Darryl Strawberry
- Skeletor
- David’s evil brother, Johnny
- Kenneth Starr
- The kid from the Encyclopedia Brittanica Commercials
- Johannes Kepler
Top Ten Things Overheard During a Cal-PIRG Meeting
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Did you shave today, Jenny?
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Hey! I just came up with a sound that we can make that will increase our annoyingness by a factor of ten!
- Seal, I just sat on the baby Christ
- Pass the pipe
- I still
Top Ten Withheld Excerpts From Kenneth Starr’s Report
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Kenneth Starr was abused as a child
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Diet Dr. Pepper does taste more like regular Dr. Pepper
- Get high, get stupid, get impeached
- Boris Yeltsin is personally responsible for 5% of the world’s liver transplants
- Alan Greenspan died in 1975
Top Ten Reasons We Think We Beat Nebraska
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We have electricity
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They slept with our cheerleaders
- We slept with their cheerleaders
- We didn’t tear down our own goal posts
- BEAR-SNAK
- Cal Band Great!
- We won in spirit by being more ethnically diverse
- Bras are constraining and I hate
Top Ten Useless Things in Berkeley
- Militant vegans
- A class entry code for any course offered in the Scandinavian Department
- The people who drive those Hondas
- Hondas with stickers on them that say ?Powered by Honda?
- A Peace and Conflict Studies Degree
- Trying to use your
Top Ten Things You Don’t Want to Find Outside Your Door
- Kenneth Starr
- Your Genitals
- Da’ Tax Man
- Olestra
- A Quadriplegic Hooker
- An Atom Bomb
- Sharks With Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads
- Bill Buckner
- A Burning Bag of Poo
- Hitler
Top Ten Worst Things to Say to Your Girlfriend When She Tells You She’s Pregnant
- Monica, now is really not a good time to talk about this.
- Newman!
- Thekid won’t look like you, will he?
- I don’t pay you $20 a hour to hear you bitch about your problems!
- You can drop out of school
