- All the benefits of bulimia without staining your teeth.
- No need for leeches.
- A tapeworm is man’s second best friend.
- If you’re Jewish, you can eat pork.
- Cheaper than getting reamed.
- Tapeworms are recordable, unlike CD worms.
- Not as bad
Russia
The Preston Taylor Penis Enlargement Fund
Did you shave today, Jenny?
Hey! I just came up with a sound that we can make that will increase our annoyingness by a factor of ten!
Kenneth Starr was abused as a child
Diet Dr. Pepper does taste more like regular Dr. Pepper
We have electricity
They slept with our cheerleaders