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T-Shirts Made from Babies
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Baby T-Shirts
- Desperate Sixteen-Year-Old Runaway Girls Looking for Father Figures
- Stolen Dogs
- Snow Sticks
- Tie-Dye Maxi Pads
- Lead Pipes
- Smack Brownies
- Crazy Yanosh’s Crap in a Can
- Bolivian Virgins
Tag Archives: top ten
Top Ten Alternative Birth Control Methods
- Non-alcoholic beer
- Smoothie with a free nonoxynol-9 supplement
- Not having sex
- Mountain Dew
- Yoshua sandwiched between you and your partner
- I Can’t Believe It’s Not A Diaphragm!
- Melted Mentos molded into a cervical plug
- Ninja Death Cage
- Cement
- Stop, drop,
Top Ten Wisecracks That Can Get You Out of a Traffic Ticket
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Speeding? I didn’t even spill my beer!
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But Officer, all I want to do is have some fun.
- I had to speed cuz this car is stolen, and I just knocked off a liquor store… Oh, and your partner’s body
Top Ten Things Said by the Voices in Your Head
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I wonder what it would feel like to rub sandpaper on my eyeballs.
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Thunder…Thunder…THUNDER… THUNDERCATS, HO!
- Now where’d I put my crack?
- Bite the leg, bite the leg…
- Goddamn cat.
- I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people
Top Ten Rejected Top Dog Flavors
- Huey Foot-Long
- Sinatra Frank
- Snoop Dog
- Cute Little Baby Harp Seal
- Olestra Dog (with extra anal leakage)
- 1 Can’t Believe it’s Not Top Dog
- Snausages
- Irish Terrier
- Lewinsky-wurst (with filling)
- Pig Intestine Stuffed with Snouts-n-Hooves
Top Ten People Who Got Game
- Courtney, ’cause she’s a dirty whore
- Any Human Biodynamics Major
- KenJowitt
- Al Gore
- Ram Man
- Nebraska
- Milton Bradley
- TheNRA
- We do, bitch.
- Deep Blue
Top Ten ASUC-Inspired Stage Productions
- Corruptus Cristi
- Who’s Afraid of Molly Hooper?
- Twelfth Night of Yelling at Each Other and Accomplishing Nothing
- Gross Inactivity
- Rats
- How I Failed at Everything Without Really Trying
- Death of a Spitfire
- Jesus Christ, Megalomaniac
- Irami on the Roof
- Waiting
Top Ten Failed New Fall Variety Shows
- Regis and Kenny G
- Good Morning Canada
- World’s Scariest Julia Herriges Columns
- Make Me Cry
- Viva Monotony
- This Week in Nosepicking
- America’s Most Horrific Beaver Disembowelments
- Win Ben Stein’s Stash
- When Ducks Attack
- That’s Impossible!
Top Ten Failed New Fall Sitcoms
- Frasier
- The C+ Team
- OJ’s House
- Molested by an Angel
- Me and My Syphilitic Uncle
- The Good Samaritans
- The Corey and Corey Show
- The Corey Haim Show
- The Corey Feldman Show
- Three Washed-Up Actors and a Child Star
Top Ten New Products We Don’t Understand
- Red Bull
- Virgin Cola
- Gravity in a Can
- Plasma clouds
- Mexican Pizza
- The Infinite Dress
- Windows 98
- The wheel
- The Electric Goo Razor
- Hard Jeans
