Volume 8- Issue 3

Top Ten Things Our Place Kicker Can Do

November 1, 1998
  1. Kick the ball through the invisible goal posts just to the right of the visible ones
  2. Jump, Jive, and Wail
  3. Fuck up Lucy’s shit
  4. Cunnilingus
  5. Pick his nose
  6. Break Dance
  7. Play Starcraft (with his toes!)
  8. Binge drink
  9. Jacks
  10. Racquetball