Speeding? I didn’t even spill my beer!
But Officer, all I want to do is have some fun.
- I had to speed cuz this car is stolen, and I just knocked off a liquor store… Oh, and your partner’s body is in the trunk.
- I have the sort of diarrhea they make History Channel documentaries about.
- No, dumbass, I was hoping you could tell me why you stopped me.
- Sure, the sign said “Stop,” but it didn’t say when to stop. I’m stopped now, so what’s the problem?
- Your mom was speeding.
- Your partner’s body is in the trunk.
- But I slowed down after I hit the kid.
- I’m the ambassador to Czxywmnrfistan