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Skinny Puppy with a Penis In It
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Front 242 Centimeters
- Ram-stein
- EYELOVEBESTIALITY
- Blowhaus
- Gravity Sucks My Cock
- Prick
- KBDSM
- Stabbing Breastward
- Ten Inch Turds (TIT)
Tag Archives: top ten
Top Ten New Berkeley Street Vendor Products
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T-Shirts Made from Babies
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Baby T-Shirts
- Desperate Sixteen-Year-Old Runaway Girls Looking for Father Figures
- Stolen Dogs
- Snow Sticks
- Tie-Dye Maxi Pads
- Lead Pipes
- Smack Brownies
- Crazy Yanosh’s Crap in a Can
- Bolivian Virgins
Top Ten Alternative Birth Control Methods
- Non-alcoholic beer
- Smoothie with a free nonoxynol-9 supplement
- Not having sex
- Mountain Dew
- Yoshua sandwiched between you and your partner
- I Can’t Believe It’s Not A Diaphragm!
- Melted Mentos molded into a cervical plug
- Ninja Death Cage
- Cement
- Stop, drop,
Top Ten Wisecracks That Can Get You Out of a Traffic Ticket
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Speeding? I didn’t even spill my beer!
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But Officer, all I want to do is have some fun.
- I had to speed cuz this car is stolen, and I just knocked off a liquor store… Oh, and your partner’s body
Top Ten Advantages of Having a Giant Tapeworm
- All the benefits of bulimia without staining your teeth.
- No need for leeches.
- A tapeworm is man’s second best friend.
- If you’re Jewish, you can eat pork.
- Cheaper than getting reamed.
- Tapeworms are recordable, unlike CD worms.
- Not as bad
Top Ten Better Uses for the Space Allotted to a Daily Californian Column
- Scratch ‘n sniff Cal offensive line
- Origami
- Always QuickWrap<sup>TM</sup>
- CalPIRG rant
- Turkey sandwich (mmmmmm….)
- Place to wipe boogers
- MCAT answers
- More “No Exit” cartoons
- Stolen credit card numbers
- Doodle square
Top Ten Little-Known Mythological Beings
- Polyphetus
- Saddest Motherfucker Alive
- The Fine-Ass Cal Cheerleader
- The Sascrotch
- The Peg-your-sis
- Medusa Oblongata
- The Sphinxter
- The Centard
- The Eunuchorn
- The Leperchaun
Top Ten Rejected Top Dog Flavors
- Huey Foot-Long
- Sinatra Frank
- Snoop Dog
- Cute Little Baby Harp Seal
- Olestra Dog (with extra anal leakage)
- 1 Can’t Believe it’s Not Top Dog
- Snausages
- Irish Terrier
- Lewinsky-wurst (with filling)
- Pig Intestine Stuffed with Snouts-n-Hooves
Top Ten People Who Got Game
- Courtney, ’cause she’s a dirty whore
- Any Human Biodynamics Major
- KenJowitt
- Al Gore
- Ram Man
- Nebraska
- Milton Bradley
- TheNRA
- We do, bitch.
- Deep Blue
Top Ten ASUC-Inspired Stage Productions
- Corruptus Cristi
- Who’s Afraid of Molly Hooper?
- Twelfth Night of Yelling at Each Other and Accomplishing Nothing
- Gross Inactivity
- Rats
- How I Failed at Everything Without Really Trying
- Death of a Spitfire
- Jesus Christ, Megalomaniac
- Irami on the Roof
- Waiting
