- Scare people straight
- Frown
- Stand on the edge of very high objects and yell “I didn’t kill my wife”
- Either get busy livin’, or get busy dyin’
- Appeal
- Behave, get paroled, and then kill again to make up for 25
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- All the cool kids shop at T.J. Maxx
- There’s plenty of oxygen in the trunk
- Officer, he fell down the stairs
- This is the only way to take your temperature
- We love both of you equally
- It’s not your fault
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- Pin the Tail on the Nearest Object
- Homeopathic Remedy
- Yaht-z-z-z
- Chutes & Escalators
- Sorry! (That’s Okay!)
- Oligopoly
- Really Obvious Clue
- Satiated, Content Hippos
- -A-Cero!
- Connect Two
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- Break his feet and leave him in the mountains
- The pull-out method
- By the ears
- In a loving, caring household that murders children
- With lies and manipulation
- Crop rotation
- Send 40¢ a month
- Vegan
- In a pack of wild wolves
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- Fucking disease ridden monsters that eat their fucking babies, FUCK!
- Furry burry bunny bunny
- Jumpy lucky bunny
- Wabbity wabbit
- Funny bunny
- Cutie bunny
- Bunny wabbit
- Fuzzy bunny
- Bunny bunny
- Bunny
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- Every ship ever captained by a woman
- Wallet-sized photos of Russian sweethearts
- Gadgets and gizmos aplenty
- Pyroxene-olivine basalt
- Shore-to-shore carpeting
- Whales <STRIKE>fucking</STRIKE> making love
- Geodesic domes with sustainable breathing environment
- 4 million Razor scooters (10 years from now)
- Childern’s letters
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- The tears of a beaten child
- Her period
- Ear wax
- Ruptured warts
- Holy water
- Icy-Hot
- The last guy’s cum
- Actually getting to know her
- Mushed up ants
- Peanut Butter Chunky Style
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- Real Playa
- Oregon Trail for the Apple IIe
- Microsoft Word Up
- Lowered Netscape Navigator with Chrome Rims and 12” Lift
- Microsoft Out – Look – Out Datrell It’s tha Po-Po
- Corel Werd Perfikt
- Etch-a-Sketch
- Macromedia Dreams – ruined – by
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- They can’t _ both _ hang right
- Futile attempt to point out that your shoelace is untied
- Your tendency to use it as a kickstand while lying down
- It’s signaling to change lanes
- The right-hand rule
- Sympathy for lumpen proletariat
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- It dulls the pain of cutting off your
own arm
- Because I’m D.C. food and I taste
like fucking shit
- Molasses isn’t of the maximum
radicalness
- It isn’t really “sugar”, it’s co-caine…
and you aren’t “pouring”
it “on me” ,
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