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Top Ten Changes in Post-Taliban Kabul

  1. Everything no longer different now

  2. Kabul-3’s new armored buildings retract underground when attacked

  3. New spring break destination
  4. Deposed President gets un-hanged
  5. Women still treated like idiots, but get to wear tank tops
  6. Bin Laden posters half-price
  7. Upswing in Nancy Drew
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Top Five Wartime Pick-Up Lines

  1. “It’s time to rebuild America … by fucking.”
  2. “Are you from Talibanisee? Because you’re the only Taliban-I-see.”
  3. “You’re either sleeping with me or you’re with the terrorists.”
  4. “Aren’t you glad that was only a roofie I put in your drink?
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