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Be a daughter born in China
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Turn self into pixel
- Appear on cover of Asianweek
- Ask out and be rejected by Anne Cooper, this girl in my co-op
- Give the best speech of your life; realize you’re mute
- Realize you just wasted one billion sperm
- Vote for Nader
- Imagine the depressingly small number of mourners at your hypothetical funeral following your hypothetical suicide
- Have sex with a 400 foot vagina
- Piss into the ocean
