Top Ten Signs You’re in the Wrong Neighborhood

  1. You’re smiling all the time in
  2. You’re in Tomorrowland, but you were looking for Superman: The Ride
  3. You have a star on your sleeve, but everyone else has no star
  4. You’re a Who, and you ended up in Whatville
  5. Street gangs fight it out in dance
  6. You walked for more than ten minutes down Telegraph
  7. You’re a purple puppet on yellow side of Sesame Street
  8. Sign that says “Welcome to Kabul”
  9. You’re Mr. Rogers but you’re in Mr. Ferguson’s neighborhood
  10. Skin color outside car opposite of skin color inside car