- Poorly funded school system
- A really painful splinter under the thumbnail that no one can help you with because there’s not even really a nurse working in the so-called “health office,” and everyone’s too frightened of lawsuits to pick up a lousy pair of tweezers to help a sufferin
- Chronic wussiness
- Too-realistic earthquake drill
- Miscarriage
- PLTDs (Puppy Love Transmitted Diseases)
- Pok+A-mania!
- Mouth glued shut
- Tether elbow
- Third-degree wedgies
