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I wanted to go in, but the placenta wanted to come out
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Because my mother told me so
- Two people, five hands
- So much dirt was involved
- First condom breaking, fine; fifth condom breaking, weird
- Because you’re not going to
I wanted to go in, but the placenta wanted to come out
Because my mother told me so
Potent Potables
Biblical Harlots
When you can’t look at her cootch
In Astro lab with your big ol’ telescope!! Aw yeah.
Because you already raised the roof
Prevent Tom Holmoe from ruining their football team, too
Orange County
Casserole Damage