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Tag Archives: top ten
Top Five Sentences Containing All 26 Letters of the English Alphabet
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The quick brown lumps over jazzy box frowned dog
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The quick dog jumps over lazy frown box
- Lazy dogs, quick, jump over the brown fox!
- The brown fox jumps quick over the lazy dog
- The quick brown fox jumps over
Top Ten Pornographic California License Plates
- SKNFLUT
- RIM JOB
- BOOBIES
- MSTRB8R
- FOOTGUY
- BESTIAL
- VAGANAL
- 8MYBALS
- MYCOKNU
- IEATBOX
Top Ten Things to Say While Leading a Campus Tour
- “This is where the Squelch writes top ten lists . . . Hey, what are you doing with that notepad? He’s writing down everything we say!” Self-reference is stupid.
- “I cut this glory hole myself.”
- “There goes my ex-girlfriend–On three,
Top Ten Products and Activities in the Futuristic Dystopia Envisioned in the Film “Rollerball”
- Whammerhammers
- Kablammerhammers
- Smackerhammers
- Bonkerhammers
- Hitterbats
- Toastertoasters
- Babymakersex
- Brusherbrushes
- Floaterboats
- Flyerplanes
Top Ten Reasons the Sex We Just Had Was Dirty
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I wanted to go in, but the placenta wanted to come out
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Because my mother told me so
- Two people, five hands
- So much dirt was involved
- First condom breaking, fine; fifth condom breaking, weird
- Because you’re not going to
Top Ten Ways to Tell Your Teen is Troubled
- Standing on block of ice with a moose around his neck
- Standing on block of ice with a noose around his neck
- Father’s Day gift includes coupons for chores and coupons for crack
- In lieu of posters, nails old blocks
Top Ten Ways to Spice Up Your Marriage
- Put it in her butt. Dude.
- Greet your spouse at the door wearing nothing but a brand-new attractive body
- With luv
- Push twin beds back together
- Have a hot steamy date eating hot steamy lobster in a hot steamy vat of
Top Ten Ways to Scare the Red Cross From Ever Asking You to Donate Blood Again.
- In little kid voice: “Once … this time … once upon this time … I…once ….this time…I fucked my dog.”
- “Puck, Why you steeeck your fingers in my pee-a-nut butter?”
- “Can I have the needle when you’re finished with it?”
Top Ten Non-Pornographic Porno Movies
- All Aural ActionGA$A3 Hearing Solutions Presents: Ear Pirates II
- Playboy Presents: Playboy Corporation’s Fiscal Report 2001
- Jungle Fever: Malaria
- Lesbian Prisoners in Solitary
- Housewives That Set a Decent Example VII
- Inhibition
- Girls Gone to Sleep
- Boys Avoiding Boys
- Deep Thought
