- Knick knack paddy whack, I still got
the biggest sack
- He is I and I am him
- When you dis Dre fool, you dis yourself
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- If it has “Evidence” written on it in
English, hide it in Mexico
- Put it in the Lost and Found
- Wear it as a non-evidence hat
- Pocket of cargo pants
- Throw it at the sun
- Craigslist
- Try to burn it,
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- River Nile becomes River Wendy’s Chilli
- Try having 80% of people control 80% of wealth, for a change
- Smoke yourself full
- Eat all the rhinos
- Creating much more innovative
and delicious ways to “control” the pet population
- Setting up food
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- Have more than a passingresemblance to Ed Asner
- Your measurements are 36-24-36-2
- Keep accidentally wearing yourthongs backwards
- Your finger isn’t long enough toactivate gag reflex
- Clothes you model keep burstinginto flames
- More penises then generally usual
- Won’t do partial nudity;
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- Make-a-Wish Foundation won’t give you that gun
- Making sure Grandma doesn’t look behind her
- Having to tell Bambi about the… incident
- A Pre-schooler sitting in the corner, forever
- Having to tell Santa that you’re Jewish now
- Didn’t know she was
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- Don’t worry… you’re gonna be
just… f-f-fine! [Sob]
- Not many people get to make
TWO wishes.
- Don’t worry. We’ll bury it with you
eventually.
- Now you won’t have to see your
hamster eventually die
- Don’t be
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- Help, My Plane Is On Fire! You
See, The Left Aileron Has Failed,
But This Comes As Little Surprise
At It Has Been Sticking Lately.
- A/S/L?
- Cindy, If You Love Me, Check This Box
- The Weather Today
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- Alef, Bet, Vet (It’s Easy as Ahaat,
Shtahyeem, Shahlosh)
- Sixteen Candles (Divided By Two)
- Where the Goys Are
- Runaround Jew
- Jailhouse Lox
- I Left My Heart in Warsaw
- You Can’t Always Get What You
Want (For Hanukkah)
- Johnny
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- A Low Down Dirty Taint
- Taintanic
- How Stella Got Her Taint Back
- The Royal Taintenbaums
- That’s Entertaintment!
- Throw Momma from the Taint
- The Accidental Taintist
- Citizen Taint
- Taint Is Enough
- Taint Your Wagon
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