- My fetus is an honor student at
prenatal academy
- Free China, Stop Tibet
- Keep your nanomachines out of
my Uterus!
- We’re here, we’re queer, we’re 50% of the US Population
- Stop the Dolphins
- Save the Whale
- US out of Eurochinaustralia
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- Baby GUTS
- Hey Dude, Yeah You, Fucker
- You’re Doing That on Television
- What Would You Do, NAKED?!
- Super Duper Triple Quarduple Dare
- The Fairly Obvious World of
Alex Mack
- Pepe and Pepe
- Wild and Crazy but Medicated Kids
- Clarissa Explains
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- Knick knack paddy whack, I still got
the biggest sack
- He is I and I am him
- When you dis Dre fool, you dis yourself
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- If it has “Evidence” written on it in
English, hide it in Mexico
- Put it in the Lost and Found
- Wear it as a non-evidence hat
- Pocket of cargo pants
- Throw it at the sun
- Craigslist
- Try to burn it,
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- River Nile becomes River Wendy’s Chilli
- Try having 80% of people control 80% of wealth, for a change
- Smoke yourself full
- Eat all the rhinos
- Creating much more innovative
and delicious ways to “control” the pet population
- Setting up food
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- Perhaps… perhaps…
- No
- Yes
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- Doing a Horse
- Making Glue
- Horse Whispering
- Red Bulling
- Getting Neigh’d
- Shafting the Shetland
- Underjockey
- Playing Stud
- Trigger Happy
- Seabiscuitting
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- Make-a-Wish Foundation won’t give you that gun
- Making sure Grandma doesn’t look behind her
- Having to tell Bambi about the… incident
- A Pre-schooler sitting in the corner, forever
- Having to tell Santa that you’re Jewish now
- Didn’t know she was
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- Don’t worry… you’re gonna be
just… f-f-fine! [Sob]
- Not many people get to make
TWO wishes.
- Don’t worry. We’ll bury it with you
eventually.
- Now you won’t have to see your
hamster eventually die
- Don’t be
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- Help, My Plane Is On Fire! You
See, The Left Aileron Has Failed,
But This Comes As Little Surprise
At It Has Been Sticking Lately.
- A/S/L?
- Cindy, If You Love Me, Check This Box
- The Weather Today
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