- I Am Toucan Sam
- Creamer vs. Creamer
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- Tomorrow
- An iPod having sex with a TiVo
- Cordless telegrams
- A toilet that applauds
- The World’s Fair
- A Star Trek laserdisc
- The Moon
- Neon
- Lazer Tag
- A rectangle with rounded corners
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- “I’m seeing U.N. me getting it on, IMFing you from behind, and NAFTA we can get some breakfast. Just don’t give me USAIDs.”
- “What’s the point of going to college when you can get a B.A. in Poli Sci?”
- “All
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- “So you’re a psychologist, eh? Well, what am I thinking right now?”
- “I’m that father figure you’ve always been looking for.”
- “You can put away the bell, I’m already drooling.”
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- Chasing Bob Barker’s car
- After riding bus everywhere, flipping it over
- Driving the speed limit
- Pinching cheek right off baby
- Answering every Jeopardy! question with “Where is meth?”
- Buying roughly usual amount of Sudafed
- Remembering FDR, while taking meth
- Writing
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- Young Polite Bastard
- MC Carthy
- Shoop Dogg
- Da Segregated
- 5 Cent
- Gladys Knight and the Crips
- Ice Boxx
- Desi Arnizzle
- Buddy Holla
- Bling Cro$by
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- Thor
- Marrying, contrary to Thor’s wishes
- Having oral sex with a guy
- Dressing up as Viqueens
- Designing new window treatments for Valhalla
- Swilling mug of Appletini
- Spelling names “Erik” and “Leif”
- Pillaging little decorative animal sculptures
- Raping women for sport,
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- “I’m gonna make sure that your bat mitzvah is one to remember.”
- “Do you like bondage? By the way, I’m a rabbi.”
- “I like my pussy like I like my matzo: free of yeast.”
- “I’d take you to Palestine for
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- You Got Served Bad Meat
- Get Shorty’s Tapeworm out Before He Dies
- Eat Drink Man Woman
- Weekend in Bernie
- I’m Eating Gilbert Grape
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- The Little Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe and Had Pubic Lice
- One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Smells Like Fish
- Where the Wild Things Are: Your Crotch
- The HIV-giving Tree
- Herp on Pop
- Goldilocks and the Three Bears,
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