“So you’re a psychologist, eh? Well, what am I thinking right now?”
“I’m that father figure you’ve always been looking for.”
“You can put away the bell, I’m already drooling.”
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Lou Gehrig
Leon Powelio
Yo-Yo Ma-laria
Gangrenous Khan
Peter SARSgard
Ray RaMono
Dysenteri Hatcher
Gonorrhea Perlman
Scarlet Fever Johansson
Margaret Cholera
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Town’s just one long dead-end drive since the factory closed down, so maybe it’s time to pack up your lucky hat and suitcase full of dreams and hit the road like the young guys says they should, … Read More
S’mears
Trickle-down Fecalnomics
Runny Butt
Shits Lite!
Hershey’s Wet Kisses
A Visit from Uncle Flowseph
Anal Seepage
Guatemalan Water Torture
Bizarro Period
Dressing the Salad
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“I’m gonna make sure that your bat mitzvah is one to remember.”
“Do you like bondage? By the way, I’m a rabbi.”
“I like my pussy like I like my matzo: free of yeast.”
“I’d take you to Palestine for … Read More
You Got Served Bad Meat
Get Shorty’s Tapeworm out Before He Dies
Eat Drink Man Woman
Weekend in Bernie
I’m Eating Gilbert Grape
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The Little Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe and Had Pubic Lice
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Smells Like Fish
Where the Wild Things Are: Your Crotch
The HIV-giving Tree
Herp on Pop
Goldilocks and the Three Bears, … Read More
Margarinefinger
Michael and Ike
Mars (the Roman God, Not the Candy)
Whatchamacallit Smith
Pseud&M’s
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Chasing Bob Barker’s car
After riding bus everywhere, flipping it over
Driving the speed limit
Pinching cheek right off baby
Answering every Jeopardy! question with “Where is meth?”
Buying roughly usual amount of Sudafed
Remembering FDR, while taking meth
Writing … Read More
Young Polite Bastard
MC Carthy
Shoop Dogg
Da Segregated
5 Cent
Gladys Knight and the Crips
Ice Boxx
Desi Arnizzle
Buddy Holla
Bling Cro$by
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