Ladies: it’s enough with the thongs already. Time was, thongs were a magical fantasy garment that existed only in the realm of the imagination–the underwear so buttock-revealing that it could scarcely be considered clothing at all. Just a few years … Read More
Author Archives: The Squelch
Best of Berkeley
Best > place to get beaten up
For getting a trampling, the best place to go is the corner of Ashby and Sacramento. Busy enough for easy access yet remote enough for privacy, this bustling neighborhood is home to a … Read More
You Need to Apply Yourself, Study Finds
Results of a study conducted by researchers at the University of California at Berkeley have revealed the need, by you, to apply yourself. As a strong indicator of this need, the study cites recent slacking and an unexpected drop in … Read More
African AIDS Orphans Give to Charitable Cause
Following the lead of many Americans, African orphans who have lost both parents to AIDS have been donating the money raised for them to children of victims killed in the attacks of September 11th. Like many Americans who never considered … Read More
Class Stalls for <i>Fight Club</i> Rant
Productive class discussion was brought to a grinding halt in 4 Le Conte Thursday afternoon when sophomore Brian Eckerson interjected a diatribe on the merits of the movie Fight Club into a lecture on the novel Great Expectations, by Charles … Read More
Top Five Movies Featuring Internet Constructions
- www.geocities.com/ SunsetStrip/ Bedroom/9029/
- swimfan69IM mefordirtypre teenlolitasex rapebondage fisting@aol.com
- feardotorg.net
- swimfan85@aol.com
- feardotcom.com
Top Ten Forgotten Pop Songs About Child Abduction
- I’m So Angry, I Take Your Baby
- Teacher’s Hot For Me
- Help!
- Leaving On a Jet Plane (Against My Will)
- Lucy in the Sky with a Gag and Tied Wrists
- Burning Down The House to Cover My Tracks
- I Want
Top Ten Pornographic Summer Movies (About Cereal)
- Road to Nutrition (director’s cut)
- Monsoon Gangbang Chex
- Halloween Resur-erection Crunch
- The Cum of All Nutritional Fears
- My Big Fat-Free Greek Orgy
- Special K-19: The Widowfucker
- Divine Secretions of the Mueslix Sisterhood
- The Scorpion Cheeri-O-Ring
- Austin Plow-her in Goldmember Grahams
Top Ten Reasons You’re Hanging Upside Down
- Turning frown upside down
- Y’ain’t got no neck
- Hiccups
- You just invented a new language in which “upside down” means “curtains.”
- To protect yourself from that one serial killer who only kills right-side-uppies.
- You’re a dyslexic bat in bizarro land
Top Ten Things to Be Buried In
- Na Gadda Da Vida
- Cognito
- Woolly mammoth’s belly
- Spite of your dying wishes.
- Styyyyle
- Plaid
- Bacon
- The body of a slightly larger, equally dead man
- Multiple suitcases
- A suitcase
