Endorsed by the Daily Cat.
Didn’t stock enough inflatable aliens.
$1.00 Schlotzky’s Pizza is better than $1.00 clothes.
One can only own so many copies of “Please Hammer Don’t Hurt ‘Em.”
No one would pay even $1.00 for such worthless … Read More
A garbage disposal and you’re two inches tall
A pile of someone else’s sick
Michael Jackson’s oxygen chamber
A trash compactor
Sproul Plaza fountain
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
The icy core of Saturn
Your TA’s bed
A pile … Read More
“Rate your TA’s sexual performance.”
“Please note that this class no longer satisfies the American Cultures requirement.”
“Use a #4.12 pencil.”
“All questions must be answered in Cuneiform.”
Jism
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Christopher Reeve
Internet porn
Angst
You, Barry Kurtz, you
Smurfette
My Little Pony
Molly Hooper
Gonorrhea
Posh Spice
Kathie Lee Gifford
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First syllable of a Canadian apology
Man, my ass is
Eye (Evans Hall)
Festering
Dino
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More people that listen to rap music, less people that can understand it.
“Yo Quiero Taco Bell” Chihuahua replaced by “Yo Quiero Apple Pie” Labrador.
Influx of tornadoes, trailer parks appear on Memorial Glade.
Native American Studies becomes “Injun Studies.” … Read More
Wasn’t that the guy who had a 4.3 GPA in high school but then got addicted to drugs because of his numerous allures in this overly-competitive environment and is now
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Creating two incompatible systems of orgasm for men and women.
The Death Star(s)
<s>Alchemy</s> O-Chem
Russian brides for pennies on the dollar
Rope ladder to the Moon
The ASUC
The Baptist Church
The Royal Family
An army of hyper-intelligent rhesus … Read More
Puff Daddy has one.
Jesus likes lowered cars. Just ask Kierkegaard.
The lower your Honda Civic is, the more it looks like a <I>real car</I>.
It’s mass cool.
To avoid radar.
The reduced drag due to air resistance will save … Read More
Australian Reverse-Swirlie
Finnish Finish
Sicilian Kiss of Death
Israeli Guilt Trip
Head But BAMN
Swirlie
Irish Drunken Rage
British Smile
Canadian Nut Cruncher
French Surrender
Latvian Tickle
Swedish Penis Enhancer
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