Professional wrestler-turned-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura has announced his first major project as governor: a plan to redesign Minnesota’s freeway system to make it more accessible to drivers.

“The way it is now,” Ventura explained during a press conference, “there are … Read More

Volume 8- Issue 4

Berdahl to Write “Sex On Tuesday” — Schindell Named New Chancellor

January 1, 1999

Luke Filose, Mick Lauter, newsflash

The popular “Sex On Tuesday” column in the Daily Californian, also known as “The Only Thing In the Daily Cal That Ever Gets Read,” has a new author. Jenn Schindell, the previous writer, challenged Chancellor Robert Berdahl to give the … Read More

Volume 8- Issue 4

Berkeley Student Gives a Shit about Affirmative Action

January 1, 1999

Matt Holohan, newsflash

Tempers flared last week when an unnamed Berkeley student defecated on the BAMN table on Sproul Plaza. The incident followed a heated argument between the student and BAMN member Heather Bergman regarding the minority status of Eskimos on the Berkeley … Read More

Volume 8- Issue 4

Southside Terrorized By Serial Pillager

January 1, 1999

newsflash

The Berkeley Police Department has announced that there is a serial pillager on the loose in the Southside area. Victims say the pillager “rides a horse,” is “about 6’4″, dirty, with a long, heavy sword and big boots,” and resembles … Read More

Volume 8- Issue 4

Students Plan Protest for Department of Pornography

January 1, 1999

newsflash

Berkeley Students Fighting For a Department of Pornography By Any Means Necessary is planning a sit-in on Sproul Plaza next week, says President Arthur Roerbacher. The group has been waging war with campus administrators and the Board of Regents for … Read More