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Skinny Puppy with a Penis In It
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Front 242 Centimeters
- Ram-stein
- EYELOVEBESTIALITY
- Blowhaus
- Gravity Sucks My Cock
- Prick
- KBDSM
- Stabbing Breastward
- Ten Inch Turds (TIT)
Author Archives: The Squelch
Top Ten Terms for Performing Cunnilingus on a Shitting Girl
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True test of stamina
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Lickety shit
- Muff diving with a snorkel
- Nasty in my face
- Don’t leave the seat up
- Defecunnilingus
- Vagina porcelina
- Lick it up and flush it down
- Tongue-n-Turd
- Fish-n-Shits
Top Ten Wisecracks That Can Get You Out of a Traffic Ticket
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Speeding? I didn’t even spill my beer!
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But Officer, all I want to do is have some fun.
- I had to speed cuz this car is stolen, and I just knocked off a liquor store… Oh, and your partner’s body
Top Ten Terms for Getting a Blowjob While Taking a Shit
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Hazing
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Beat the turd
- Helluva coffee break
- 2000 Gushes
- “If you think it tastes bad, wait’ll the smell hits you!”
- Head on the head
- Plop-n-Splooge
- Blowjob plus
- Blumpkin
- Hershey windstorm
Top Ten TV Shows About Pigs
- Cops
- Dawson’s Corkscrewed Cock
- The Pig is Right
- Win Ben Swine’s Money
- Ally McSqueal
- Pigs Say the Darnedest Things
- Swinefeld
- When Pigs Attack
- The Snouter Limits
- Hoof’s the Boss?
Ventura Proposes Freeway Plan
Professional wrestler-turned-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura has announced his first major project as governor: a plan to redesign Minnesota’s freeway system to make it more accessible to drivers.
“The way it is now,” Ventura explained during a press conference, “there are … Read More
Berdahl to Write “Sex On Tuesday” — Schindell Named New Chancellor
The popular “Sex On Tuesday” column in the Daily Californian, also known as “The Only Thing In the Daily Cal That Ever Gets Read,” has a new author. Jenn Schindell, the previous writer, challenged Chancellor Robert Berdahl to give the … Read More
Berkeley Student Gives a Shit about Affirmative Action
Tempers flared last week when an unnamed Berkeley student defecated on the BAMN table on Sproul Plaza. The incident followed a heated argument between the student and BAMN member Heather Bergman regarding the minority status of Eskimos on the Berkeley … Read More
Southside Terrorized By Serial Pillager
The Berkeley Police Department has announced that there is a serial pillager on the loose in the Southside area. Victims say the pillager “rides a horse,” is “about 6’4″, dirty, with a long, heavy sword and big boots,” and resembles … Read More
Students Plan Protest for Department of Pornography
Berkeley Students Fighting For a Department of Pornography By Any Means Necessary is planning a sit-in on Sproul Plaza next week, says President Arthur Roerbacher. The group has been waging war with campus administrators and the Board of Regents for … Read More
