- Only dustbust really dangerous dirt
- Turn off heater, begin sleeping in oven
- Let Grandpa die with dignity
- Only wash car when you have a full load
- Shave balls with disposable razor
- Unplug yourself, if you’re an appliance or robot
- Rapidly
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- French Fry
- One More!
- Fabulous!
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- Above me
- In the GBC, for only two swipes
- Cloyne Court, if you’ve got herpes
- In Chancellor’s jowls
- In the butt
- QC174.45.M444 – QC654.14.T373
- In Hoku Jeffrey’s hair
- Wherever she passes out
- 122 Wheeler (wink, wink)
- Underneath me
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- “You’re just a frizzy haired white woman making a comfortable wage, what are you gonna do about it?
- “If by ‘floss’ you mean ‘masturbate,’ then yes.”
- “No, but you can keep what you find.”
- “What do you think these birds
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- Dee-lite’s “Groove is in the Heart”
- Ben and Jerry’s
- Water
- Music
- Firemen
- Dr. Seuss
- Twix Bars
- Babies
- Sunsets
- The Princess Bride
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- Wake up at 5pm and realize you missed it all
- Find a Frisbee and the closest unshaven girl to play with
- Code photo-realistic 3-D sunlight effect in basement of video game company
- Tape the day, and save it for later
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- Top Ten Things To
- Frederick Cho
- Ja
- Oramic camera
- Cho villa
- Fried Chicken
- Teflon
- Da
- Peter
- Gold nuggets
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- Mini-Disneyland with mini-California Adventure
- It’s a Regulated Market After All
- Pirates of Hollywood Avenue
- Hall of Incompetent Governors from Reagen to Davis
- Sweater Vest Mountain
- Bakersfield Klansmen Jamboree
- The Disney Store
- Japanese Tourist Land
- Dotcom Six-story Drop
- Juan y Pablo’s
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- Jar of sunshine
- Ring of keys, but not those keys
- Two consecutive lifetime supplies of chocolate
- Funyuns
- Chip to wear on your shoulder when you get out
- License plate starter kit
- Cake w/ emory board
- DVD of “Dead Man Walking”
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- Billy is 4 feet wide and half as tall
- Billy is comprised of superdense matter which causes him to have a strong gravitational pull, thus giving him an inherent dodgeball disadvantage
- Color of his skin
- You saw Billy take a
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