- Write a goofy book about the future, but make everything vague
- Watch Seinfeld reruns when they were new
- Bring back aluminum cans used before recycling was invented and get
rich (Yahoo!)
- Return to the good ol’ days of love and
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- Breathing heavily but you’re the one having a baby
- Asks you to turn your head and hiccup
- Keeps telling you how many merit badges you’re earning
- He’s fondling them with his rectum
- What are the chances the other person in
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- Stay home
- Ride RTD buses (who are we kidding?).
- Transporter beam
- Personal helicopter
- Commute once a week instead of daily
- Telecommute
- Take the Red Line subway (all 3 miles of it!)
- Take the Metrolink and relax in comfort and style
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- Sit on the ASUC steps during school time and mope
- Wear a really ugly hat
- Make smoking gestures and blow in the cool night air
- Clip on bellybutton ring
- Dye your hair yellow/orange
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- “Mmmm… ohhh… mmmm… do it baby…”
- “Would you like to go to Bible study?”
- “No. You really don’t want that class. Oh, no!“
- “Aquarius: You will enter into a long-term commitment today. Assess your strengths and wea
- “Your registration
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- Nirvana – “’Smells Like Teen Spirit’ Remixes”
- Snoop Doggy Dogg – “Hooked on Phonics”
- Madonna – “Dining In, Eating Out”
- Garth Brooks – “Garth Garth Baby”
- Michael Jackson – “This One’s for the Children”
- Techno Rave Masters – “Unplugged”
- Hammer
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- Hades/ ML Olympus (tie)
- Los Angeles
- Antarctica
- Club Med Bahamas
- Downtown Beirut
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- Sang “God Bless America” at Bush’s inauguration
- Headline act at Disoriented Street People Talent Show
- Opened for Pink Floyd at Berlin Wall
- Breakfast Lounge at Sunshine Insane Asylum
- Sang national anthem at 1990 World Series
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- “What do you mean I can’t cancel class just because the A’s lost?”
- “I’ll assign your book to my class if you give me that jelly donut”
- “I don’t give A’s because that just encourages them to stay.
- “Who finished
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- Stop wondering and form two lines
behind either register!!
- Wardrobe completely ruined by grease
stains
- Never been recognized for their true
culinary genius
- Even the dorks at Domino’s get cars for
deliveries
- It’s hard to be patient when you were
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