Top Ten Reasons Blondie’s Staff is so Mean

  1. Stop wondering and form two lines
    behind either register!!
  2. Wardrobe completely ruined by grease
  3. Never been recognized for their true
    culinary genius
  4. Even the dorks at Domino’s get cars for
  5. It’s hard to be patient when you were
    raised by wolves
  6. Having husband like Dagwood can
    really piss you off
  7. Fat Slice bumper stickers that say “Make
    War, Not That Disgusting Pizza”
  8. Blue hair dye seeps into brain, causing
    neurological damage
  9. Heartburn from so many cockroaches
  10. Piercing your nose really hurts