- This ridiculous list
- A brontothere (look it up)
- Intel<sup>TM</sup>
- Klingons
- The other white meat
- A human lung
- Bad karma
- A spacious, sunlit apartment located on Northside
- El Nino
- You don’t know what it is, but it’s a-headin’ North.
- Herve Villachez
Tag Archives: top ten
Top Ten Overheard Lines on the All Dedication Station
- “Yo quiero Taco Bell.”
- “Can you hold on? There’s someone on the other line.”
- “Here’s a shout-out to all the 510 peeps who know that this shit gone down in the Eastside, bee-yotch. Hi mom.”
- “I just wanted someone to
Top One Kenyon Jones Facial Expression
- That one that he does about 50 times a game, either after he has fallen down again or when he’s being taken out for screwing up. Again. And again. And again. For Christ sakes, get up Kenyon!!
Top Ten Rejected Bubblicious Bubble Gum<sup>TM</sup> Flavors
- Hemlock
- Green Apple Splatters
- Poppin’ Plastic
- Tropical Tartar Sauce
- Wood Shavings Splash
- Ejaculatte
- Sand and Rock Suprise
- Broken Glass
- Chalky Chalk
- Slammin’ Salt
Top Ten Better Jobs for the Mic Man
- Mine Sweeper
- Suicide Hotline operator
- Cheerleader’s bitch
- Mime
- Square Dance Caller
- Tele-Bears Operator
- Writer for <I>Daily Cal_
- Motivational Preacher
- Math Professor
- Sproul Preacher
Top Ten Things a Girl Could Say to Ruin His Chances for Sex
Top Ten Things a Guy Could Say to Ruin His Chances for Sex
- “I gotta take the biggest shit right now.”
- “Do I pay you or the sorority?”
- “Yoshuaaaaa!”
- “Are those real?”
- “So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.”
- “Take off that red shirt!!!”
- “How do you define open
Top Eleven Sapphic Star Wars Characters
- The E-Twats
- R2-Queef-U
- That damn sand thing
- Chew-box-a
- G-Spot 3-PO
- Vulva Fett
- Princess Labia
- Lando Clitorissian
- Darth Vagina
- Jabba the Cunt
- Grand Muff Tarkin
This Summer’s Top Ten Porno Movies
- Genital Contact
- George of the Jungle and His 12 Inch Penis
- Nothing To Splooge
- Ulee’s Golden Shower
- Pants/Off
- Herpules
- Anaconda
- My Best Friend’s Orgy
- Batman is Bobbin’
- Men in Black Spandex
Top Ten Surprises Chancellor Berdahi Brought From Texas
-
Lunatic with big ears wants to be ASUC President.
-
“Homeless” replaced with “varmints.”
- New ropin’ team.
- Doe lawn now Doe beef ranch.
- New “Crispy Hair Studies” department.
- Sproul preachers make excellent rodeo announcers.
- The Pinto on blocks in front of
