“Wow.”
“You’re kidding!”
“No, I thought it was an Asian guy…”
“Who?”
“Who is this guy?”
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This ridiculous list
A brontothere (look it up)
Intel<sup>TM</sup>
Klingons
The other white meat
A human lung
Bad karma
A spacious, sunlit apartment located on Northside
El Nino
You don’t know what it is, but it’s a-headin’ North.
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“Yo quiero Taco Bell.”
“Can you hold on? There’s someone on the other line.”
“Here’s a shout-out to all the 510 peeps who know that this shit gone down in the Eastside, bee-yotch. Hi mom.”
“I just wanted someone to … Read More
That one that he does about 50 times a game, either after he has fallen down again or when he’s being taken out for screwing up. Again. And again. And again. For Christ sakes, get up Kenyon!!
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The E-Twats
R2-Queef-U
That damn sand thing
Chew-box-a
G-Spot 3-PO
Vulva Fett
Princess Labia
Lando Clitorissian
Darth Vagina
Jabba the Cunt
Grand Muff Tarkin
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Mine Sweeper
Suicide Hotline operator
Cheerleader’s bitch
Mime
Square Dance Caller
Tele-Bears Operator
Writer for <I>Daily Cal_
Motivational Preacher
Math Professor
Sproul Preacher
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“I gotta take the biggest shit right now.”
“Do I pay you or the sorority?”
“Yoshuaaaaa!”
“Are those real?”
“So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.”
“Take off that red shirt!!!”
“How do you define open … Read More
“Mmmm-bop!”
“You will now address me as Lord Zoltar.”
“Office hours will be clothing optional.”
“There will be no Black Lightening this semester.”
“Do I look fat.”
“let’s get ready to rumble.”
“I believe in teaching openly, so feel free … Read More
Genital Contact
George of the Jungle and His 12 Inch Penis
Nothing To Splooge
Ulee’s Golden Shower
Pants/Off
Herpules
Anaconda
My Best Friend’s Orgy
Batman is Bobbin’
Men in Black Spandex
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