- That one that he does about 50 times a game, either after he has fallen down again or when he’s being taken out for screwing up. Again. And again. And again. For Christ sakes, get up Kenyon!!
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Top Ten Rejected Bubblicious Bubble Gum<sup>TM</sup> Flavors
- Hemlock
- Green Apple Splatters
- Poppin’ Plastic
- Tropical Tartar Sauce
- Wood Shavings Splash
- Ejaculatte
- Sand and Rock Suprise
- Broken Glass
- Chalky Chalk
- Slammin’ Salt
Top Three Scariest Words in the English Language
- Heart
- Breaky
- Achy
Top Eleven Reasons to Smoke Pot
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Because altered states of consciousness are the only known antidotes for college.
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Because, with each purchase, 5% of the profits go to a needy cause.
- Because of the kind of people who don’t. Newt Gingrich doesn’t.
- Because you live in
Top Ten Things a Guy Could Say to Ruin His Chances for Sex
- “I gotta take the biggest shit right now.”
- “Do I pay you or the sorority?”
- “Yoshuaaaaa!”
- “Are those real?”
- “So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.”
- “Take off that red shirt!!!”
- “How do you define open
Top Eleven Sapphic Star Wars Characters
- The E-Twats
- R2-Queef-U
- That damn sand thing
- Chew-box-a
- G-Spot 3-PO
- Vulva Fett
- Princess Labia
- Lando Clitorissian
- Darth Vagina
- Jabba the Cunt
- Grand Muff Tarkin
Top Ten Better Jobs for the Mic Man
- Mine Sweeper
- Suicide Hotline operator
- Cheerleader’s bitch
- Mime
- Square Dance Caller
- Tele-Bears Operator
- Writer for <I>Daily Cal_
- Motivational Preacher
- Math Professor
- Sproul Preacher
Top Ten Things a Girl Could Say to Ruin His Chances for Sex
Top Ten Reasons
- Because she’s the president’s daughter
- I needed the money
- She said she was 15
- The comet was approaching
- I’m your mother
- All my friends did jump off the bridge
- I’m fuckin’ wasted (frat boy only)
- Because it’s there
- It’s the
Top Ten Names for the Next Atomic Element Discovered by Berkeley Scientists
- Oskigen
- Gold
- Hatemanganese
- Potbrownium
- Pepper Spray
- Calcium
- Blue
- Memorialstadium
- Telebearylium
- Unabombium
