- Intelligent life once existed in AAA.
- Next time we should probe Uranus.
- Oatmeal is not, in fact, the right thing to do, nor is it a tasty way to do it.
- Barry Kurtz has herpes. Yes, you, Barry.
- A Martian carcass can be saved for use as a tasty soup stock.
- Your own shit tastes good (Actually, that’s a discovery made by my dog, Rover).
- If you want to convince taxpayers that 271 million dollars isn’t a lot of money, you can keep telling them that it could have cost them 3 billion.
- The truth isn’t out there.
- Mars is more hospitable to human life than Casa Z.
- People really, really like to look at rocks.
