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They only serve steak and ribs the first week
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The proctologist at the ER is a lot more understanding than one might think
- If it wasn’t for date rape you’d never get laid
- You get used to the smell
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Tag Archives: top ten
Top Ten Things You Don’t Want to Find Outside Your Door
- Kenneth Starr
- Your Genitals
- Da’ Tax Man
- Olestra
- A Quadriplegic Hooker
- An Atom Bomb
- Sharks With Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads
- Bill Buckner
- A Burning Bag of Poo
- Hitler
Top Fifteen Little Known Poker Variants
- Fuck your Father in the Shower and Have a Snack
- Shit in the Ocean
- Out the Dealer
- Progressive Five Card Draw, Royal Flush or Better
- One Card Stud
- Make your Inside Straight By Any Means Necessary
- The New Guy Gives
Top Ten Stupid Names for Crepe Restaurants
- Netscrepe
- Really Nasty Shit-Flavored Crepes
- Gang Crepe
- The Crepe of Good Hope
- Crepes-A-No-Go
- The Crepes of Wrath
- The Crepe of the Lock
- Crepe Me
- Crepe Fear
- Statutory Crepe
Top Ten Things That Will Wake You Up at 4:00 a.m.
- A baby in the microwave
- Some guy in your bed with his hand on your breast
- A drunken sorority girl.
- IDS 142, which anyone can easily sleep through at 4PM, but suddenly becomes earth-shatteringly interesting twelve hours later
- Cat dander
Ten Rejected James Bond Villains
- The Mail Order Bride
- . Octonostril
- S.P.E.C.U.L.U.M.
- Thunderous Flatulence
- Igor Ivanovich McMurty of the New Hampshire McMurtys
- The Man With the Carbon Rod
- Mr. Nincompoop
- The Quadraplegic
- Odd-Size-Pants
- Dr. Pizza
Top Ten Little-Used Hair Care Products
- U.S.S. Nimitz
- 3M HCI
- Bong water
- Dandruff Control Sheep’s Placenta
- Heineken
- Smells like Swamp Ass
- Head and Crotches
- Just for Eunichs
- KY Jelly
- Napalm
Top Twelve Pro-Wrestling Moves
- Australian Reverse-Swirlie
- Finnish Finish
- Sicilian Kiss of Death
- Israeli Guilt Trip
- Head But BAMN
- Swirlie
- Irish Drunken Rage
- British Smile
- Canadian Nut Cruncher
- French Surrender
- Latvian Tickle
- Swedish Penis Enhancer
Top Ten Reasons Why Your Car Should Be as Low to the Ground as Possible
- Puff Daddy has one.
- Jesus likes lowered cars. Just ask Kierkegaard.
- The lower your Honda Civic is, the more it looks like a <I>real car</I>.
- It’s mass cool.
- To avoid radar.
- The reduced drag due to air resistance will save
Top Fifteen Pornographic Candies
- Mounds
- All Man-Boy
- Underage Ruth
- Three Muffketeers
- Licorice Whips and Chains
- Hershey’s French Kisses
- S&Ms
- Everlasting Gobswallowers
- Butter-finger
- Reese’s Penises
- KlitKat
- Dix
- Now-and-Nine-Months-from-Now
- Whor
- Tittles
