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Tag Archives: top ten
Top Ten People Worse than David Cash
- Satan
- Strohmeyer
- Genghis Khan
- Martha Stewart
- Darryl Strawberry
- Skeletor
- David’s evil brother, Johnny
- Kenneth Starr
- The kid from the Encyclopedia Brittanica Commercials
- Johannes Kepler
Top Ten Things Overheard During a Cal-PIRG Meeting
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Did you shave today, Jenny?
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Hey! I just came up with a sound that we can make that will increase our annoyingness by a factor of ten!
- Seal, I just sat on the baby Christ
- Pass the pipe
- I still
Ten Rejected James Bond Villains
- The Mail Order Bride
- . Octonostril
- S.P.E.C.U.L.U.M.
- Thunderous Flatulence
- Igor Ivanovich McMurty of the New Hampshire McMurtys
- The Man With the Carbon Rod
- Mr. Nincompoop
- The Quadraplegic
- Odd-Size-Pants
- Dr. Pizza
Top Ten Little-Used Hair Care Products
- U.S.S. Nimitz
- 3M HCI
- Bong water
- Dandruff Control Sheep’s Placenta
- Heineken
- Smells like Swamp Ass
- Head and Crotches
- Just for Eunichs
- KY Jelly
- Napalm
Top Ten Stupid Names for Crepe Restaurants
- Netscrepe
- Really Nasty Shit-Flavored Crepes
- Gang Crepe
- The Crepe of Good Hope
- Crepes-A-No-Go
- The Crepes of Wrath
- The Crepe of the Lock
- Crepe Me
- Crepe Fear
- Statutory Crepe
Top Ten Things That Will Wake You Up at 4:00 a.m.
- A baby in the microwave
- Some guy in your bed with his hand on your breast
- A drunken sorority girl.
- IDS 142, which anyone can easily sleep through at 4PM, but suddenly becomes earth-shatteringly interesting twelve hours later
- Cat dander
Top Fifteen Things that Sound Better in Theory
- Creating two incompatible systems of orgasm for men and women.
- The Death Star(s)
- <s>Alchemy</s> O-Chem
- Russian brides for pennies on the dollar
- Rope ladder to the Moon
- The ASUC
- The Baptist Church
- The Royal Family
- An army of hyper-intelligent rhesus
Top Ten Least Popular Booths at the Internship Fair
- Rick Stair’s sound crew grip
- Assistant panhandler
- Temp service
- Elsinore Brewery
- ASUC Store administration
- Office of the President of the United States
- Blondie’s
- Interior design
- Mervyn’s, California
- Assistant crack whore
Top Five Things You Don’t Want to See on a Final
- “Rate your TA’s sexual performance.”
- “Please note that this class no longer satisfies the American Cultures requirement.”
- “Use a #4.12 pencil.”
- “All questions must be answered in Cuneiform.”
- Jism
