- A baby in the microwave
- Some guy in your bed with his hand on your breast
- A drunken sorority girl.
- IDS 142, which anyone can easily sleep through at 4PM, but suddenly becomes earth-shatteringly interesting twelve hours later
- Cat dander
- Spatzle
- The idea of The Love Boat: The Next Wave
- Nuclear war
- The Orkin Man
- An alarm clock