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Love
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- Eye of newt
- Flava
- Uranium hexaflouride
Tag Archives: top ten
Top Ten Serbian Video Games
- Tetricide
- 1000-Year Fight
- Dig Dug Mass Graves
- Balkanoid
- Race Invaders
- Ecco the Dolphin
- Global Thermonuclear War
- Super Milosevic Brothers
- Bomberman
- Rad Raper
Top Ten Fascist items found in the DC
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Norma, the DC Manager
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Saddam’s Republican Gardenburgers
- German Chocolate Cake
- The Master Rice
- K.G.Beans
- Crepes of Nan-Jing
- Honey Glazed Himmler
- Arbeit Macht Fries
- Vichy French Toast
- Pol Pot Roast
Top Ten Nicknames for Chancellor Berdhal
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Chancellor Eleven
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Really Really Boring Man
- The Dessert Fox
- Darth Berdhal
- Polyphemus
- Muffin
- Dollface
- Fingercuffs
- Tex
- Berdy
Top Ten New Berkeley Street Vendor Products
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T-Shirts Made from Babies
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Baby T-Shirts
- Desperate Sixteen-Year-Old Runaway Girls Looking for Father Figures
- Stolen Dogs
- Snow Sticks
- Tie-Dye Maxi Pads
- Lead Pipes
- Smack Brownies
- Crazy Yanosh’s Crap in a Can
- Bolivian Virgins
Top Ten Alternative Birth Control Methods
- Non-alcoholic beer
- Smoothie with a free nonoxynol-9 supplement
- Not having sex
- Mountain Dew
- Yoshua sandwiched between you and your partner
- I Can’t Believe It’s Not A Diaphragm!
- Melted Mentos molded into a cervical plug
- Ninja Death Cage
- Cement
- Stop, drop,
Top Ten Wisecracks That Can Get You Out of a Traffic Ticket
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Speeding? I didn’t even spill my beer!
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But Officer, all I want to do is have some fun.
- I had to speed cuz this car is stolen, and I just knocked off a liquor store… Oh, and your partner’s body
Top Ten Things Said by the Voices in Your Head
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I wonder what it would feel like to rub sandpaper on my eyeballs.
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Thunder…Thunder…THUNDER… THUNDERCATS, HO!
- Now where’d I put my crack?
- Bite the leg, bite the leg…
- Goddamn cat.
- I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people
Top Ten Other Things to Sue the University Over
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I skinned my knee!
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Courtney’s dirty whoredom
- Aiding and abetting the Prince of Norway
- Chancellor Berdhal’s Purple Probe (Ford, that is)
- The asbestos that may, at times, be present in the Res Halls
- Hiring a Mormon as the head football
Top Ten Terms for Performing Cunnilingus on a Shitting Girl
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True test of stamina
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Lickety shit
- Muff diving with a snorkel
- Nasty in my face
- Don’t leave the seat up
- Defecunnilingus
- Vagina porcelina
- Lick it up and flush it down
- Tongue-n-Turd
- Fish-n-Shits
