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Mangled tricycle and small child
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Washington Monument
- Kevin Bacon!
- Brick wall
- Totem pole
- Jesse Helms
- Rocket launcher
- Neon middle finger
- A beard
- Bambi
Tag Archives: top ten
Top Ten Things We Can Expect to See in the Star Wars Prequel
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Optimus Prime
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C3P0 killing John Connor
- The token Black guy getting killed
- A token Black guy
- A pre-pubescent Chewbacca
- The icy planet of Hoth
- Kevin Bacon!
- Midgets in alien costumes
- Waldo
- The Emperor’s new clothes
Top Ten Nefarious Government Projects at UC Berkeley
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Haas Pavilion
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Dwinelle Psychological Warfare Division
- KGB operatives in the Math Department
- Ninja Warrior ROTC
- Mengile’s Tang Center
- Haas School of Nefarious
Government Projects - Soylent Rib-B-Q’s
- STD research at DG
- Cutting monkey’s eyes open and watching them bleed
- Soda Hall
The American Film Institute’s Top Ten Fisting Movies
- Schindler’s Fist
- The Horse Fisterer
- Fist Fucking Nuns on Acid
- Fister Act 2
- Fisting Miss Daisy
- Nell (Director’s Cut)
- Fisting Private Ryan
- Don’t Tell Mom the Babyfister’s Dead
- Gorillas in the Fist
- Stop or My Mom Will Fist
Top Ten Restaurants Owned by Roscoe
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Peanut Butter and Sand
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Grits and Ass
- Kibbles and Bits
- Catgut and Rubber Cement
- Gin and Juice
- Booze and Pills
- Vegemite and Haggis
- Toothpaste and Orange Juice
- Nuts and Gum
- Chicken and Waffles
Top Ten Pornographic Industrial Bands
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Skinny Puppy with a Penis In It
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Front 242 Centimeters
- Ram-stein
- EYELOVEBESTIALITY
- Blowhaus
- Gravity Sucks My Cock
- Prick
- KBDSM
- Stabbing Breastward
- Ten Inch Turds (TIT)
Top Ten New Berkeley Street Vendor Products
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T-Shirts Made from Babies
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Baby T-Shirts
- Desperate Sixteen-Year-Old Runaway Girls Looking for Father Figures
- Stolen Dogs
- Snow Sticks
- Tie-Dye Maxi Pads
- Lead Pipes
- Smack Brownies
- Crazy Yanosh’s Crap in a Can
- Bolivian Virgins
Top Ten Alternative Birth Control Methods
- Non-alcoholic beer
- Smoothie with a free nonoxynol-9 supplement
- Not having sex
- Mountain Dew
- Yoshua sandwiched between you and your partner
- I Can’t Believe It’s Not A Diaphragm!
- Melted Mentos molded into a cervical plug
- Ninja Death Cage
- Cement
- Stop, drop,
Top Ten Wisecracks That Can Get You Out of a Traffic Ticket
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Speeding? I didn’t even spill my beer!
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But Officer, all I want to do is have some fun.
- I had to speed cuz this car is stolen, and I just knocked off a liquor store… Oh, and your partner’s body
Top Ten Things Said by the Voices in Your Head
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I wonder what it would feel like to rub sandpaper on my eyeballs.
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Thunder…Thunder…THUNDER… THUNDERCATS, HO!
- Now where’d I put my crack?
- Bite the leg, bite the leg…
- Goddamn cat.
- I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people
