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Norma, the DC Manager
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Saddam’s Republican Gardenburgers
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- Honey Glazed Himmler
- Arbeit Macht Fries
- Vichy French Toast
- Pol Pot Roast
Tag Archives: top ten
Top Ten Nicknames for Chancellor Berdhal
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Chancellor Eleven
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Really Really Boring Man
- The Dessert Fox
- Darth Berdhal
- Polyphemus
- Muffin
- Dollface
- Fingercuffs
- Tex
- Berdy
Top Ten Ways to Break an Awkward Silence While on a Date
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Empty your colostomy bag onto the table.
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Talk about any surgery or sores you may have.
- Club a baby harp seal.
- Food fight
- Noogies
- Do your crazy Martin Van Buren impression.
- Limericks
- Tabasco chugging competition
- Table dance
- Casually ask,
Top Ten Reasons $1.10 Chinese Food is Better than $1 Chinese Food
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Colombian MSG
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11% of your purchase goes toward the purchase of $1 Chinese Food.
- Their fortune cookies have dimes in them.
- They never get tired of your “flied lice” jokes.
- Their Kung Pao actually tastes different from sweet ‘n’ sour
Top Ten Things Said by the Voices in Your Head
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I wonder what it would feel like to rub sandpaper on my eyeballs.
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Thunder…Thunder…THUNDER… THUNDERCATS, HO!
- Now where’d I put my crack?
- Bite the leg, bite the leg…
- Goddamn cat.
- I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people
Top Ten Other Things to Sue the University Over
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I skinned my knee!
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Courtney’s dirty whoredom
- Aiding and abetting the Prince of Norway
- Chancellor Berdhal’s Purple Probe (Ford, that is)
- The asbestos that may, at times, be present in the Res Halls
- Hiring a Mormon as the head football
Top Ten Terms for Performing Cunnilingus on a Shitting Girl
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True test of stamina
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Lickety shit
- Muff diving with a snorkel
- Nasty in my face
- Don’t leave the seat up
- Defecunnilingus
- Vagina porcelina
- Lick it up and flush it down
- Tongue-n-Turd
- Fish-n-Shits
Top Ten Terms for Getting a Blowjob While Taking a Shit
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Hazing
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Beat the turd
- Helluva coffee break
- 2000 Gushes
- “If you think it tastes bad, wait’ll the smell hits you!”
- Head on the head
- Plop-n-Splooge
- Blowjob plus
- Blumpkin
- Hershey windstorm
Top Ten TV Shows About Pigs
- Cops
- Dawson’s Corkscrewed Cock
- The Pig is Right
- Win Ben Swine’s Money
- Ally McSqueal
- Pigs Say the Darnedest Things
- Swinefeld
- When Pigs Attack
- The Snouter Limits
- Hoof’s the Boss?
Top Ten Restaurants Owned by Roscoe
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Peanut Butter and Sand
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Grits and Ass
- Kibbles and Bits
- Catgut and Rubber Cement
- Gin and Juice
- Booze and Pills
- Vegemite and Haggis
- Toothpaste and Orange Juice
- Nuts and Gum
- Chicken and Waffles
