Top Ten Things Said by the Voices in Your Head

  1. I wonder what it would feel like to rub sandpaper on my eyeballs.

  2. Thunder…Thunder…THUNDER… THUNDERCATS, HO!

  3. Now where’d I put my crack?
  4. Bite the leg, bite the leg…
  5. Goddamn cat.
  6. I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people want my cock.
  7. It will hurt if I swallow…cough, cough…Mommy!
  8. Hey, I wonder what my best friend is doing in the restroom with that little girl. Ah, it’s probably none of my business.
  9. I pity the fool that don’t eat my cereal.
  10. Meow, meow, meow, meow…