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T.G.I.F. (Thank God It's Fascist)
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Worker Unit Food Distribution 
Vestibule
- Benito Burger
- Che Panisse
- Karl’s Jr.
- Burger Absolute Monarch
- Totalitarian Akbar’s Totalitarian Bar and Grill
- Schlotsky’s East Bloc Russian Restaurant
- Steve’s North Korean BBQ
- Fascist Slice
Tag Archives: top ten
Top Ten North Vietnamese Pick-up Lines
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"Here's my Gulf of Tonkin resolution: Without the approval
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"I'll show you a Tet offensive, baby." - “Oh, I thought you said ph+A|…”
- “I know something that needs to be airlifted right now…”
- “You want me to beat your American ass?”
Top Ten Quantum Mechanical They Might Be Giants Songs
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Spiraling Schr+A|dinger
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Everything Right is Wrong Again because of the Ultraviolet Catastrophe - Your Newtonian Friend
- Electron Diffraction Killed My Dog
- Number e
- She’s Actual Size, But We Can’t Know Her Momentum if We Know That Size
- Square Well Potential in
Top Ten Signs of the Apocalypse
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Yoshua fights Jesus; wins in twelve rounds by unanimous decision.
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Hebrew text of evil - Communal shower in Soda
- Three headed griffon emerges from depths of Dwinelle to wreak God’s holy vengeance on Berkeley
- Re-release of Francis Ford Coppola’s Apocalypse
Top Ten Reasons to Marry a Dog
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Likes chasing pussy as much as you do.
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How 'bout all those nipples? - ‘Cause you knocked her up
- If you think he’s having an affair, you can lock him in the yard
- You can win any argument by rubbing her
Top Ten Pornographic UC Berkeley Building Names
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Sproul Hall (because they fuck you in the ass)
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Mammorial Stadium - The Seize Her Shove It Center
- Aass School of Business
- Zellercock
- Muffit
- Poon Tang Center
- VLSBDSM
- Twatimer
- Le Cunt
Top Ten Hackneyed Social Science GSI Phrases
- Hugest erection this side of Donner Pass, nearly broke my jaw it did.
- It’s not the grade that matters, it’s how much you improve.
- Yes, you could argue that, but, you’d be wrong!
- Mmmm, aren’t we a little deterministic today?
Top Ten Kafkaesque Beatles Lyrics
- “The cockroach was Paul”
- “Desmond says to Molly, girl, I’m afraid of death”
- “I’m sooo hungry, I haven’t eaten a bite”
- “And in the end, you die”
- “Happiness is a warm hole in the ground”
- “No one loves you, yeah,
Top Ten Things to Do at Berkeley Hot Tubs
- Make thousands of gremlins
- Massage Shirley Dean’s big
greasy bologna tits - Make enormous amounts of
Ramen - Sit on the drain and get your ass
sucked out of your ass - Have high-power Japanese
business meetings - Wear floaties
- Burn your nut sack
Top Ten Canadian Things
- Poland
- The Canadian Dream
- “Bye, bye Miss Canadian Pie”
- Guess Who’s hit song “Canadian
Woman” - War
- David Bowie’s “Young Canadian”
- Canadian Graffiti
- 0.33-meter-long hot dogs
- Canadian cheese singles
- American bacon
