- Hugest erection this side of Donner Pass, nearly broke my jaw it did.
- It’s not the grade that matters, it’s how much you improve.
- Yes, you could argue that, but, you’d be wrong!
- Mmmm, aren’t we a little deterministic today?
Head cheese
Non-Dairy creamer
T.G.I.F. (Thank God It's Fascist)
Worker Unit Food Distribution 
Vestibule
"Here's my Gulf of Tonkin resolution: Without the approval
"I'll show you a Tet offensive, baby."
Spiraling Schr+A|dinger
Everything Right is Wrong Again because of the Ultraviolet Catastrophe
Yoshua fights Jesus; wins in twelve rounds by unanimous decision.
Hebrew text of evil