- “The cockroach was Paul”
- “Desmond says to Molly, girl, I’m afraid of death”
- “I’m sooo hungry, I haven’t eaten a bite”
- “And in the end, you die”
- “Happiness is a warm hole in the ground”
- “No one loves you, yeah,
Tag Archives: top ten
Top Ten Pornos Starring Jesus Christ
- Semen on the Mount
- Jesus Nympho Cum Sluts XII
- Second Cumming
- Tie Me Up, Nail Me Down
- Divine Staff
- Carpenter of Love
- Who’s Your Savior?
- Who Would Jesus Do?
- Christ Bangs Bethlehem
- Deep Soul
Top Ten Pornographic Dairy Products
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Head cheese
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Non-Dairy creamer
- I Can’t Believe It’s Not a Pornographic Dairy Product
- Land O’ Ass
- Whip n’ cream
- Jizz Whiz
- Bestiality cheese
- Mount-her-rey Jack
- Country Crotch
- Frottage cheese
Top Ten Totalitarian Restaurants
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T.G.I.F. (Thank God It's Fascist)
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Worker Unit Food Distribution 
Vestibule
- Benito Burger
- Che Panisse
- Karl’s Jr.
- Burger Absolute Monarch
- Totalitarian Akbar’s Totalitarian Bar and Grill
- Schlotsky’s East Bloc Russian Restaurant
- Steve’s North Korean BBQ
- Fascist Slice
Top Ten North Vietnamese Pick-up Lines
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"Here's my Gulf of Tonkin resolution: Without the approval
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"I'll show you a Tet offensive, baby." - “Oh, I thought you said ph+A|…”
- “I know something that needs to be airlifted right now…”
- “You want me to beat your American ass?”
Top Ten Quantum Mechanical They Might Be Giants Songs
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Spiraling Schr+A|dinger
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Everything Right is Wrong Again because of the Ultraviolet Catastrophe - Your Newtonian Friend
- Electron Diffraction Killed My Dog
- Number e
- She’s Actual Size, But We Can’t Know Her Momentum if We Know That Size
- Square Well Potential in
Top Ten Signs of the Apocalypse
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Yoshua fights Jesus; wins in twelve rounds by unanimous decision.
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Hebrew text of evil - Communal shower in Soda
- Three headed griffon emerges from depths of Dwinelle to wreak God’s holy vengeance on Berkeley
- Re-release of Francis Ford Coppola’s Apocalypse
Top Ten Reasons to Marry a Dog
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Likes chasing pussy as much as you do.
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How 'bout all those nipples? - ‘Cause you knocked her up
- If you think he’s having an affair, you can lock him in the yard
- You can win any argument by rubbing her
Top Ten Things You Wonder About Your Roommate
- Why is his hand still on my cock?
- Why does he get a football scholarship if the team’s just going to get its ass kicked anyway?
- If the Chinese are so good at laundry, how come his clothes are always
Top Ten Meat-Flavored Cereals
- Honey Bunches of Lamb
- Venison Krispies
- Frosted Mini-Meats
- Cinnamon Roast Crunch
- Meaties
- Shredded Beef
- Ducky Charms
- Goatmeal
- Cracklin’ Pork Bran
- Sausage Loops
