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Cyborgs!
Return the Lindbergh baby
Airlift supplies to Berlin
More school dances that remind us of our awkward teenage years
Take down the Confederate flag from atop Eshleman Hall
Give students excursion passes to the Land of Chocolate
Send a … Read More
What just happened?
Huh?
I’d hate to see a low-tech burrito.
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Teach evolution in Kansas
Replace communal wine with Franzia “Party-in-a-Box”
Last rites read in comical Yiddish accent
Non-transsubstantiating wafers
Recommend the rhythm method as a viable birth control option
A dildo in your ass instead of the priest’s cock
Apology … Read More
Cocoa Puff Daddy
Vons Value Brand Night Stalker Cereal
Honey Tomb
Apple Jack the Ripper
Jeffrey Dahmer’s Frosted Flakes of Human Skin
Grape Psychos
Cunanan Toast Crunch
Rice Kaczinskys
Honey Bundys of Oats
Cheeri-OJs
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FIN
10 minutes of, “Naaaa na-na na-na, nana nanaaaa…”
Can I go now officer?
Big bird, get your finger out of my ass.
Oh yeah! I’m going to cum! Oh yeah!
Here’s your Ethnic Studies Degree.
Bee-otch.
Second verse, same … Read More
Mime contest (naked)
Crosswords
Naked theoretical lesbian sex
Naked experimental lesbian sex
Naked watching TV
Naked cooking
Naked pillow fight
Naked Twister
Who can keep their tongue in someone else’s mouth the longest?
Prank calling cute boys and getting arrested … Read More
Evict him from the I-House
Steal all of his salt so he’ll get a goiter and then the noose won’t fit him
Just find another box of Corn Pops
Convince him that regicide is much cooler
Replace his razor blades … Read More
30% Chance of Rain Song
Six and a Half Minutes Gone
Houses of the Upper Middle Class
Going to Delaware
Misty Mountain Polka
When my Shoelace Breaks
The Compromise of Evermore
Stairway to Upstairs
Fair Amount of Love
Wool
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Hugest erection this side of Donner Pass, nearly broke my jaw it did.
It’s not the grade that matters, it’s how much you improve.
Yes, you could argue that, but, you’d be wrong!
Mmmm, aren’t we a little deterministic today? … Read More
“The cockroach was Paul”
“Desmond says to Molly, girl, I’m afraid of death”
“I’m sooo hungry, I haven’t eaten a bite”
“And in the end, you die”
“Happiness is a warm hole in the ground”
“No one loves you, yeah, … Read More
