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Top Ten Catholic April Fool’s Pranks

  1. Teach evolution in Kansas
  2. Replace communal wine with Franzia “Party-in-a-Box”
  3. Last rites read in comical Yiddish accent
  4. Non-transsubstantiating wafers
  5. Recommend the rhythm method as a viable birth control option
  6. A dildo in your ass instead of the priest’s cock
  7. Apology
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Top Ten Slumber Party Activities

  1. Mime contest (naked)
  2. Crosswords
  3. Naked theoretical lesbian sex
  4. Naked experimental lesbian sex
  5. Naked watching TV
  6. Naked cooking
  7. Naked pillow fight
  8. Naked Twister
  9. Who can keep their tongue in someone else’s mouth the longest?
  10. Prank calling cute boys and getting arrested
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Top Ten Kafkaesque Beatles Lyrics

  1. “The cockroach was Paul”
  2. “Desmond says to Molly, girl, I’m afraid of death”
  3. “I’m sooo hungry, I haven’t eaten a bite”
  4. “And in the end, you die”
  5. “Happiness is a warm hole in the ground”
  6. “No one loves you, yeah,
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