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You just killed the Yearling; didn’t want to dig two holes
For your sins
To prevent a sequel
Sudden appearance of New Yeller
Knew too much
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Extremely mild leukemia
Spooning a bear
Dehydration from relentless oral sex
Metaphorically
Being shot in a Brookstone massage chair
Eaten by toothless dinosaur
Choking on feathers
A car accident, while reclining and drinking a non-poisonous beer
Drinking a poisonous beer … Read More
Tangerines and Acid Trips, My Battle with Robots
Super Gook 2005
Still Better than Creed
The Yellow Album
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Susan Sarandon Takes a Dump on This Guy in the Back of a Fiat
There’s No Dodging Eric Gagne’s Pitcher of Cum
George Michael’s Coming in His GMC
Minnie Driver and the Mini Driver
Mercedes Ruehl Benz Over
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One leg at a time
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Cheating on your ugly girlfriend
Buying a Toyota Prius and using the gas you saved to burn forests
Reading to deaf people
Killing an anti-Pope
Aborting Hitler
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Where did the last four hours go?
Could somebody really get aroused by this?
How can I harness the awesome power of Immortality Cubes?
Is “analfisting” one word or two?
How would Sonic’s marriage to Princess Toadstool really go?
What … Read More
You played a retarded guy, but it was a documentary
Your credit: “Assistant to Mr. Top”
The title of your movie replaces a word that sounds like “monkey” with the word “monkey”
“Man’s Head Exploding” flipbook not technically a movie … Read More
Stand on him and urinate
Get him a job in Hollywood
Become international celebrity, get cancer, make baldness trendy
Read something
Be a pro-Semite, whatever that is
Make yarmulkes out of Nazi flags
Bank
Vote for someone who isn’t Buchanan … Read More
