Believe it or not, not everything submitted to the Squelch is a winner. If you haven’t noticed (because you’re not a writer or dedicated stalker), all of our submission information is on the bottom left corner of the opposite page. … Read More
Tag Archives: Lena Brooks
Things I Wouldn’t Mind Raising Tuition For
With all the talk of budget cuts and fee hikes, no one has considered the blunt reality: tuition increases could be totally awesome. Sure, there are a few drawbacks, but here’s some of the cool shit we could afford if … Read More
Words from the Top
Introducing Squelchy: The Squelch Mascot!
The Squelch has long been in a need of an official mascot. Like most student organizations, we need a logo to put on all the obnoxious shirts we make everyone wear. Plus, distribution is a lot easier when people see … Read More
A Guide to College Drinking
Many people drink in college, but few are true connoisseurs. Lucky for you, however, the entire staff of the Heuristic Squelch belongs to the alcoholic elité. Allow us to break down a few of the finer points of collegiate beverages.… Read More
Websites: The Movie
With Facebook’s elegiac bio-pic The Social Network generating a huge buzz, other websites are jumping on the bandwagon and filming their own origin stores. Here are the trailers:
yelp.com presents Judgement Day: Pastrami on Rye
[Scene opens in an … Read More
Remaining Flower Children to Raise Price of Free Love
During an emergency meeting on Tuesday, the members of the Berkeley chapter of the Sixties Counter-Cultural Preservation Society announced a hike in the price of unrestrained sexual experimentation.
“It’s to be expected, man,” said red-eyed hippie economist Alfred Thundermoth, nodding … Read More
