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In a move widely anticipated by crackpots, President Obama seized God-like monarchical power following the passage of a new piece of gun control legislation on Tuesday. The bill, which limits the number of automatic rifles a citizen can bear to … Read More
Dear Campus Community,
We are writing to address a disturbing new trend on campus. You may have heard rumors about a few incidents involving student safety, and we want to assure you that the problem is under control. We … Read More
Billy Rand: Hooray! It’s Christmas!
Ayn Rand: Merry Christmas, Billy. It is time for you to unwrap your gifts.
Billy: Oh boy! [rips open present] Wh-what is this?
Ayn: It is a job application. Participation in the … Read More