Volume 18, Issue 1: The Gumbfather

Features

• A Cult of Your Very Own!
• The Carnie Life
• So You’re Going to Hell
• Ask Miss Methiquette
• Rumspringa
• Student Groups: A Field Guide
• Words From the Top
• The GRE As Written by The Internet
• Scenes from an Improv Drama Troupe

Newsflashes

• Google Researches New Ways to Invade Privacy
• Gotham City Inexplicably Approves Clown-Themed Nightclub
• Movie Bombs Without Critical Cereal-Box Advertising
• SPORTS DESK: You Suck at Beer Pong