- Convince other passengers that flight crew members are all evil robots
- Offer to pop people’s ears with your tongue
- Scream that you see Rod Serling on the wing
- Complain that there is not enough room on trays to play with
… Read More
- Angst and Alienation To Go
- Cafe Spam Delight
- Pseudo Intellectual Espresso
- Cafe Obnoxio
- Mocha n’ Grits
… Read More
- “How does it feel being the nation’s biggest joke?”
- “This ‘New World Order’ is your secret plan to take over the universe, isn’t it?”
- “Quick– how many houses of congress
are there?”
- “Do you feel that cabinet members are envious
… Read More
- Examathon
- Power flunk
- Deorgasm
- Pukemonger
- Supraflatulence
- Churl finger
- Hellarific
- Unphlegm
- Detenurize
- Snidelicious
… Read More
- Will assist colleagues in Big Game brawls
- Can handle a bullwhip
- Will pay for pizza during tenure hearing
- Can consistently bowl over 160
- Isn’t scared to speak out and agree with everyone else on any issue
- Won’t guzzle beer from
… Read More
- Hades/ ML Olympus (tie)
- Los Angeles
- Antarctica
- Club Med Bahamas
- Downtown Beirut
… Read More
- Sang “God Bless America” at Bush’s inauguration
- Headline act at Disoriented Street People Talent Show
- Opened for Pink Floyd at Berlin Wall
- Breakfast Lounge at Sunshine Insane Asylum
- Sang national anthem at 1990 World Series
… Read More
- “What do you mean I can’t cancel class just because the A’s lost?”
- “I’ll assign your book to my class if you give me that jelly donut”
- “I don’t give A’s because that just encourages them to stay.
- “Who finished
… Read More
- You need a dictionary to comprehend the word “graduation”
- You spend most of class time talking on cellular phone
- You forget exactly which multiple of four years college is supposed to be
- Beer and/or marijuana are staples of diet
- Semester
… Read More
- Shouldn’t we close physical reality for Martin Luther King, Jrs. birthday?
- Is reincarnated paper more expensive than recycled?
- What are the chances of finding the true meaning of life in a fortune cookie?
- Does physical reality have call waiting?
- Does
… Read More
