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- Mono-Brow reconstruction
- The Jackson Family
- Lee Press-On Goiter
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- Look in the mirror and say, “Gee, I’m a glazed donut!”.
- Introduce yourself.
- Exit restroom, return to class.
- Tell the officer that it will never happen again.
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- Music To Pierce By
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- Rabbi Smurf
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- Foreign Exchange SmYrf
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- Major League Baseball
- Jason Kidd Condoms
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- Berkeley Free Clinic
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- Performed abortions
- Democrat
- Prozac ™
- Infected
- Cunnilingus
- Goat fetish
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