- Skull implodes from sheer vacuity
- Mentioned who his will was made out to
- Sudden caviar allergy
- Grief at losing beloved sled
- Trampled by prize ponies
- Not very good at most dangerous game
- Solid gold boat not so buoyant in practice
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- Crabbi
- Yaktress
- Mailmanatee
- Porn Starfish
- Buddhist Monkey
- Piano Tuna
- Para-eagle
- Claims Adjusturtle
- Scienticks
- Astronautilus
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- Flyerers unfazed when you call them “Satan.”
- Students are all brimstoned.
- Homeless speak in tongues.
- Christian Fellowships try to get you off campus.
- Horny GSI’s.
- Dark passages that extend deep underground.
- Hellishly overprice textbooks.
- Pale, nocturnal creatures sometimes emerge from
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- Purse-Suit of happieness
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- Art major with a future
- Japanese/Nuclear Engineering double major
- Rhetoric major who understands the major
- Rude Civil Engineering major
- Irish English major
- Politically moderate PACS major
- Greedy Buddhist Studies major
- Business major with real friends
- Down-to-earth Astrophysics major
- Forgetful History
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- Swing Band
- Final Hours Fantasy
- Sonic the Couch-hog
- A Living Link To The Past
- Parappa the Washup
- Dr. Mario, Emeritus
- Yoshi’s Life Story
- Donkey Kong Country Club
- Matroid Way Past Prime
- Star Fox, 64
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- Sex God, where this King of the Gods has to turn into a swan so this chick will do him
- Sex Bomb, where this guy has to build an IED so these 72 virgins will do him
- Sex Pistols, where
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- Twilight: Breaking Dawn
- Harry Potter and the Chamber of C-Sections
- Pride and Prolapsed Uterus
- One Hundred Years of Sonograms
- The Unbearable Tightness of Pushing
- The Fetus With the Dragon Tattoo
- The Postpartum Depression Always Rings Twice
- Fear and Loathing in
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- Mantwattan
- Hymenken
- Sangina
- Johnnie Walker Blue Labial
- Cuntreau
- Hennussy
- Perineal Reserve
- Blue Poon
- Budweiservix
- Paps Blue Ribbon
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- Just Canberra listening to him anymore
- She’s a Kathmandude
- Seoul-less
- Has Amman on the side
- Taipei personality
- Baghdaddy issues
- Djibouti and told all his friends
- Won’t do the Mogadishes
- Havana affair
- Unable to Copenhagen
- Islamabad in bed
- Starting to get
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