First syllable of a Canadian apology
Man, my ass is
Eye (Evans Hall)
Festering
Dino
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Morphine
Bidet
Teleport
Morph
Puree
Help! I’m being repressed!
Belly
Ctrl + Alt
Fire! – Just kidding
Booty call
The Orkin Man
Ghostbusters
Expectorate
On
Button, button, who’s got the button?
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Wasn’t that the guy who had a 4.3 GPA in high school but then got addicted to drugs because of his numerous allures in this overly-competitive environment and is now
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Australian Reverse-Swirlie
Finnish Finish
Sicilian Kiss of Death
Israeli Guilt Trip
Head But BAMN
Swirlie
Irish Drunken Rage
British Smile
Canadian Nut Cruncher
French Surrender
Latvian Tickle
Swedish Penis Enhancer
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Mounds
All Man-Boy
Underage Ruth
Three Muffketeers
Licorice Whips and Chains
Hershey’s French Kisses
S&Ms
Everlasting Gobswallowers
Butter-finger
Reese’s Penises
KlitKat
Dix
Now-and-Nine-Months-from-Now
Whor
Tittles
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Puff Daddy has one.
Jesus likes lowered cars. Just ask Kierkegaard.
The lower your Honda Civic is, the more it looks like a <I>real car</I>.
It’s mass cool.
To avoid radar.
The reduced drag due to air resistance will save … Read More
Light his farts on the tomb of the unknown soldier
Paralyze Bob Dole’s other arm
Three words: Vice President Hanson
End all of his speeches with “You mutherfuckers are gonna PAY!”
Make love to his wife
Lower taxes and reduce … Read More
Endorsed by the Daily Cat.
Didn’t stock enough inflatable aliens.
$1.00 Schlotzky’s Pizza is better than $1.00 clothes.
One can only own so many copies of “Please Hammer Don’t Hurt ‘Em.”
No one would pay even $1.00 for such worthless … Read More
A garbage disposal and you’re two inches tall
A pile of someone else’s sick
Michael Jackson’s oxygen chamber
A trash compactor
Sproul Plaza fountain
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
The icy core of Saturn
Your TA’s bed
A pile … Read More
Creating two incompatible systems of orgasm for men and women.
The Death Star(s)
<s>Alchemy</s> O-Chem
Russian brides for pennies on the dollar
Rope ladder to the Moon
The ASUC
The Baptist Church
The Royal Family
An army of hyper-intelligent rhesus … Read More
