Creating two incompatible systems of orgasm for men and women.
The Death Star(s)
<s>Alchemy</s> O-Chem
Russian brides for pennies on the dollar
Rope ladder to the Moon
The ASUC
The Baptist Church
The Royal Family
An army of hyper-intelligent rhesus … Read More
Rick Stair’s sound crew grip
Assistant panhandler
Temp service
Elsinore Brewery
ASUC Store administration
Office of the President of the United States
Blondie’s
Interior design
Mervyn’s, California
Assistant crack whore
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“Rate your TA’s sexual performance.”
“Please note that this class no longer satisfies the American Cultures requirement.”
“Use a #4.12 pencil.”
“All questions must be answered in Cuneiform.”
Jism
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More people that listen to rap music, less people that can understand it.
“Yo Quiero Taco Bell” Chihuahua replaced by “Yo Quiero Apple Pie” Labrador.
Influx of tornadoes, trailer parks appear on Memorial Glade.
Native American Studies becomes “Injun Studies.” … Read More
Reebok Pumps
The scutellosaurus
Hypercolor T-shirts
Columbus Day
Earth Day
Slap bracelets
<I>The Love Boat</I> (What? DAMN!)
The Soviet Union
Parachute pants
Hitler
Prohibition
Diversity at Cal
<I>Fame!</I>
<I>Police Academy</I> movies
Slavery
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Christopher Reeve
Internet porn
Angst
You, Barry Kurtz, you
Smurfette
My Little Pony
Molly Hooper
Gonorrhea
Posh Spice
Kathie Lee Gifford
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First syllable of a Canadian apology
Man, my ass is
Eye (Evans Hall)
Festering
Dino
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Morphine
Bidet
Teleport
Morph
Puree
Help! I’m being repressed!
Belly
Ctrl + Alt
Fire! – Just kidding
Booty call
The Orkin Man
Ghostbusters
Expectorate
On
Button, button, who’s got the button?
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Wasn’t that the guy who had a 4.3 GPA in high school but then got addicted to drugs because of his numerous allures in this overly-competitive environment and is now
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Australian Reverse-Swirlie
Finnish Finish
Sicilian Kiss of Death
Israeli Guilt Trip
Head But BAMN
Swirlie
Irish Drunken Rage
British Smile
Canadian Nut Cruncher
French Surrender
Latvian Tickle
Swedish Penis Enhancer
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