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Top Ten Ways to Spice Up Your Marriage
- Put it in her butt. Dude.
- Greet your spouse at the door wearing nothing but a brand-new attractive body
- With luv
- Push twin beds back together
- Have a hot steamy date eating hot steamy lobster in a hot steamy vat of
Top Ten Lifetime Original Movies
- The Making of a Lifetime Original Movie: A Lifetime Original Movie
- Some Dumb Movie For Women
- Hold On For One More Day: The Carnie Wilson Story
- So Many Tears
- Estranged Boyfriend Abortion Doctor Rape Incest
- Ex-Husband Killer Stalker Man
- My
Top Ten Catholic TV Shows
- X-communication Files
- Really Big Family Ties
- Growing Pains in My Side After Being Speared
- Cardinals of Hazzard
- Golden Grails
- Calvary Hillbillies
- Full Mass
- Who’s on the Cross?
- She’s the Pope
- Who’s the Pope?
Top Ten Farewell Gifts for Tom Holmoe
- Amnesia
- Undying hate of Cal football fans
- The last five years of his life back
- 30-second video of team highlights (1997-2001)
- A bunch of sorority girls to say “Oh, but you’re such a nice guy.”
- Touchdown-throwing mule
- Jar to hold
Top Ten Ways to Organize a Group Hug
- Misinterpret the huddle
- Poison people, tell them only antidote is hugging
- Spend $300,000 on One Campus initiative
- Alphabetically
- Join a sorority
- eVite
- Flail arms on crowded BART train
- Cast Robin Williams
- Get drunk and break down in front of your
Top Ten Ways to Avoid Getting Flyered on Sproul
- Matrix-style slo-mo moves around flyers
- Light self on fire
- Pretend you’re blind
- Be non-Asian / non-Greek material
- Say “No thanks.”
- Walk on your hands
- Hold grenade in one hand, a bomb in other, and say “Sorry, my hands are full.”
Top Five Wartime Pick-Up Lines
- “It’s time to rebuild America … by fucking.”
- “Are you from Talibanisee? Because you’re the only Taliban-I-see.”
- “You’re either sleeping with me or you’re with the terrorists.”
- “Aren’t you glad that was only a roofie I put in your drink?
Top Ten Worst Things to Hear During Sex
- “Yeah, this is pretty good. I guess.”
- “Perforated condoms really let my dick breathe.”
- “Not only am I underage, I’m also a cop.”
- “It’s okay, I can’t get pregnant; I’m a man.”
- “They’re both stuck.”
- “It’s stuck.”
- “This is a
Top Ten Wild Animals
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Spring Break Stegosaur
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Rabid Christmas Puppy
- Hoopla-potamus
- Safari Hamster
- Gay Bunny
- Kamikaze Calimari
- Free-Range Chicken
- Wilde-B33$t
- Buckaroo Duck
- Cowboy Bear
