Top Ten Ways to Avoid Getting Flyered on Sproul

  1. Matrix-style slo-mo moves around flyers
  2. Light self on fire
  3. Pretend you’re blind
  4. Be non-Asian / non-Greek material
  5. Say “No thanks.”
  6. Walk on your hands
  7. Hold grenade in one hand, a bomb in other, and say “Sorry, my hands are full.”
  8. Prominently display copy of California Patriot
  9. Go around with crutches, then hit flyer-distributors with crutches
  10. Yell, “You can’t flyer me; I quit!”