Top Ten Ways to Organize a Group Hug

  1. Misinterpret the huddle
  2. Poison people, tell them only antidote is hugging
  3. Spend $300,000 on One Campus initiative
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  5. Join a sorority
  6. eVite
  7. Flail arms on crowded BART train
  8. Cast Robin Williams
  9. Get drunk and break down in front of your friends (based on a true story)
  10. End long-running sitcom