Top Ten Farewell Gifts for Tom Holmoe

  1. Amnesia
  2. Undying hate of Cal football fans
  3. The last five years of his life back
  4. 30-second video of team highlights (1997-2001)
  5. A bunch of sorority girls to say “Oh, but you’re such a nice guy.”
  6. Touchdown-throwing mule
  7. Jar to hold all his tears
  8. Another chance
  9. Banishment to Outer Darkness
  10. Foosball table with opposing players missing and one side that’s just a giant goal