Volume 21, Issue 5: Finals Fantasy
Volume 32, Issue 1:
The Heuristic Playboy
The Heuristic Playboy
Latest Issue
Top Ten Top Tens We Didn’t Print
- Top Ten Top Tens We Didn’t Print oh wait fuck
- Top Ten Jokes Only We Like
- Top Ten Largest Intergers
- Top Ten Imgur Links to Pictures of Our Genitals
- Top Ten Nuclear Launch Codes
- Top Ten Words that Kill You If You Read Them
- Top Ten Locations of Pieces of the True Cross
- Top Ten Biggest Fonts
- Top Ten Squelch Members who are Communist Sympathizers
- Top Ten Ingredients for the KFC Original Recpie
Top Ten Druggie Political Figures
- Ron Paul
- Arnold Schwarztenugger
- Andrew Crackson
- Huey P. Bong
- Michael Shroomburg
- Benjamin Danklin
- Harry Weed
- George W. Kush
- Ruth Fader Ginsburg
- John McCocaine
Top Ten Reasons Your Parents are Disappointed in You
- You joined a comedy magazine
- You pronounce ‘caramel’ wrong
- You coughed that bong rip like a pussy
- You never wear your retainer
- You’re a nurse and not a real doctor
- You read too slow
- Your novel is uninspired
- You argue for George Zimmerman’s innocence
- You still haven’t figured out you’re adopted
- You never call
Top Ten Sexiest Conspiracies
- 9/11 was an Inside Handjob
- The Da Vinci Chode
- The Assy Knoll
- Nuts Templar
- Cock Ness Monster
- Fake Poon Landing
- Cumtrails
- Illuminaughty
- Area 69
- Skull and Boners
Top Ten TV Shows About Herbs and Spices
- My Mother the Cardamom
- Freaks and Leeks
- It’s Always Sunny in Fenneldelphia
- Saffron and Son
- Allspice in the Family
- The Rosemary Tyler Moore Show
- Two and a Half Mint
- Adventure Thyme
- Marjoram in the Middle
- Days of our Chives
Volume 21, Issue 4: Dress Up Your Candidate
Top Ten Funnest Ways to Die
- Mercilessly beaten to death during karaoke
- Mainlining too many Pixie Stix
- Crushed in structural collapse of bounce house
- Nerf war escalation
- Heart attack after eating McDonald’s for forty years
- Falling out of an upside-down roller coaster
- Eaten alive by puppies
- Drowning in a ball pit
- Suffocating under a pile of naked ladies
- Run over by a clown car
Top Ten Musical Murderers
- Marvin Gaye’s Dad
- Thin Lizzie Borden
- Mumford and Son of Sam
- Ted Blondie
- Bind Torture Skrillex
- The Unabowie
- The Green Day River Killer
- Boston, the Strangler
- Charles Hanson
- John Wayne Macy Gray
Top Ten Meteorological Bands
- Insane Cloud Posse
- Marilyn Monsoon
- Freezewood Mac
- Best Costal Fog
- Lana del Sunray
- Coldfrontplay
- Rainanna
- Bon Snow-vi
- The Sleetles
- Van Hailing
