Volume 23- Issue 1 Volume 23, Issue 1: Oski Kong September 1, 2013 issue PDF Link NewsflashesFreshman Plans Masturbation ScheduleTop TensTop Ten Signs You Go To UC BerkeleyTop Ten Fucked-Up Animal MoviesTop Ten Worst Bands
Volume 23- Issue 1 Top Ten Signs You Go To UC Berkeley September 1, 2013 top ten You’re easily amused by a list about how you go to UC Berkeley There is a big bell tower in the middle of your campus known as the Campanile The school newspaper is called the Daily Cal Your school is the oldest in the University of California system You know where Sproul Plaza is since it’s a pretty central part of campus Stanford is your school’s main rival When people ask where you go to school you tell them you go to UC Berkeley All of your classes are on the UC Berkeley campus You choose to go to UC Berkeley You have a letter saying you were accepted to UC Berkeley
Volume 23- Issue 1 Top Ten Worst Bands September 1, 2013 top ten Mumford & Sons Waka Flocka Firebombing of Dresden Gym Class Hiroshima The National Socialist Michael Bubonic Plague Child Soulja Boy Trail of Tears for Fears Outkastration Passion Pits Animal Abuse Collective
Volume 23- Issue 1 Top Ten Fucked-Up Animal Movies September 1, 2013 top ten We Bought a Zoo A Siberian Tiger Film Saola, or the 120 Days of Sodom Altered Snakes Apocalypse Cow Capybara Holocaust Persian Blue Velvet A Clockwork Orangutan Zero Dog Thirty Naked Mole Rat Lunch
Volume 22- Issue 2 Volume 22, Issue 2: Middle School Horrors February 1, 2013 issue PDF Link Top TensTop Ten Musical PresidentsTop Ten Campus Locations to Have Sex InTop Ten Best Times to Use Comic SansTop Ten Things That Make You Cry
Volume 22- Issue 2 Top Ten Campus Locations to Have Sex In February 1, 2013 top ten Hearst So Good Haas School of Dirty Dirty Business DilDoe Library CockRoads Dining Commons Scissor Gate Bulge School of Law Kama Sutrardja Dai Muff-it Library Squealer Auditorium Bang Center
Volume 22- Issue 2 Top Ten Best Times to Use Comic Sans February 1, 2013 top ten When you’re not exotic enough for Papyrus Toddler obituary Quirky high school teacher’s Powerpoint presentation Your iCarly spect script When Windings just won’t cut it Funeral announcement for people you hate Ironic tattoos When your roommate’s paper is due in 10 mins Middle schooler’s blog Memos on casual Fridays
Volume 22- Issue 2 Top Ten Musical Presidents February 1, 2013 top ten Bill Clinton Jimmy Eat World Carter Millard Fillharmonic Theo the Doors Roosevelt Woodrow Whistlin’ Thomas Jefferson Airplane Andrew Jackson Five Baroque Obama Harry Trumandolin James K Polka
Volume 22- Issue 2 Top Ten Things That Make You Cry February 1, 2013 top ten Seeing the first Onion-American baseball player hitting a home run When your onion goes into a coma and becomes a vegetable When you remember the Great Onion Genocide Seeing red and green onions living in harmony When your pet onion dies Seeing your onion with another chef When you tripped on an onion and hurt your head Dicing onions Slicing onions Chopping onions
Volume 21- Issue 5 Volume 21, Issue 5: Finals Fantasy April 1, 2012 issue PDF Link Top TensTop Ten Druggie Political FiguresTop Ten Top Tens We Didn’t PrintTop Ten TV Shows About Herbs and SpicesTop Ten Reasons Your Parents are Disappointed in YouTop Ten Sexiest Conspiracies