Volume 20, Issue 4: Regents of DOOM

Features

• Words From The Top
• William Henry Harrison: American Gentleman

Newsflashes

• Local Man Wins Lottery, Nothing Goes Wrong
• Charlie Sheen was Right about Everything
• New “Mouth-Handjob” Theorized
• New Poll Reveals Californians Consider Themselves Next Step in Human Evolution
• Lonely Scientists Make Advance in Artificial Intelligence