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Swallow.
Look in the mirror and say, “Gee, I’m a glazed donut!”.
Introduce yourself.
Exit restroom, return to class.
Tell the officer that it will never happen again.
Make sure not to leave until letter of recommendation is signed.
Return … Read More
Odysseus & the Trojan Whores
Julius Seize Her
Gluteus Maximus
I, Clitoris
E pluribus unum
Colossus of Rhodes
The River Dyx
Bent Her
Et tu Boote?
Oedipus Sex
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Gay Watch
The Fresh Queen of Bel Air
Seinfelch
Squirt Me Brown
Bosom Buddies
Lickit Fences
Sisters
Back Door Exposure
Male Models Inc.
Serving in Silence
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Sgt. Billie Joe’s Half-Hearted Futile Sophomore Effort
Needles Ripped My Flesh
We’re Rich Now But We Still Dress Like Shit.
Subverting the Dominant Paradigm – Live!
Exile On Heroin Addiction Street
Music To Pierce By
Our Hair Looks Funny
Life … Read More
Rabbi Smurf
Disgruntled Artist Smurf
Foreign Exchange SmYrf
Lactose Intolerant Smurf
Nation of Islam Smurf
Oprahmel
Inbred Smurf
Illiterate Smerf
Existentialist Smurf?
HIV+ Smurf
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Kipp’s Microbrewery
Daily Cal
Newman’s Own Colostomy Bag
East Germany
Major League Baseball
Jason Kidd Condoms
Grateful Dead Soap Co.
Berkeley Free Clinic
Tel Aviv Top Dog
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Der Weinerschnitzell
Pending appeal
Performed abortions
Democrat
Prozac ™
Infected
Cunnilingus
Goat fetish
Conviction
Stupid-jerk-boss
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Hoop Reams
Cum and Cummer
A River Runs Through Her
Ed’s Wood
The Shawshank Penetration
Natural Born Jizzers
Entering the Vampire
Gulp Friction
Quiz Ho
Forrest’s Rump
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“My doctor told me anal sex was the best thing to make it heal fast.”
“Think of it as Pez(tm) dispenser with a really big head.”
“Keep looking, it’s got to be in there somewhere.”
“Get a load of this.” … Read More
Hookers, firearms, and Dreds – Oh my!
Graffiti keeps you up to date on local gang activity.
Transit and transients go hand in hand.
All the lice (head, pubic, etc.) you can host!
Correct change gets you a souvenir crack … Read More
